Bacon Condoms

Offered without comment...
http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Condoms_p_177.html

Bacon makes everything better!

there is also a bacon lube

The fact that they are sold out and there is a waiting list says a lot.

Offered without comment...
http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Condoms_p_177.html Originally Posted by OldYeller

Sweet! hehe..

There is no problem on Earth that cannot be solved by the application of roasted porcine flesh. My evidence? I submit the following:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSReSGe200A

GuySmiley, I don't know if you planned that or not, but even the advertisement was about Denny's Baconanaza (or whatever it's called) celebration of all things bacon! LOL I'm guessing they picked that video to run the ad specifically, but still it was quite fitting.

If you are wearing a bacon cover... Would receiving fellatio be consider unkosher?

Using those condoms would give a whole new meaning to "porking" some one! I would imagine that they would be hard to keep on, or feel any sensitivity.

Sounds good on paper, until you squeal like a pig when she bites off your dick.
Could you put a piece of bacon in your mouth and not want to eat it?

Sounds good on paper, until you squeal like a pig when she bites off your dick.
Could you put a piece of bacon in your mouth and not want to eat it? Originally Posted by Mike6082

Wee!

Wow! LOL, I will have to get on that waiting list, hehe!

Sounds good on paper, until you squeal like a pig when she bites off your dick.
Could you put a piece of bacon in your mouth and not want to eat it? Originally Posted by Mike6082

Squealing like a pig would be appropriate, since you taste like bacon.

Old MacDonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O,
And on that farm he had a pig, EE-I-EE-I-O,
With an oink oink here and fuck it! Bacon.

Squealing like a pig would be appropriate, since you taste like bacon.

Old MacDonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O,
And on that farm he had a pig, EE-I-EE-I-O,
With an oink oink here and fuck it! Bacon.

Originally Posted by JJ

lol