Need laptop and TV screen repair

Somehow my blondes pretty self broke the glass on my brand new curved TV as well as my Hewlett-Packard touchscreen laptop I am looking for someone willing to barter services to repair either or both of these items unfortunately my phone will not allow me to p.m. and that is the only way I have so shoot me one and I can reply to it or you can call me directly 682-218-4950 Jessi