where does poo come from?

bigcockpussylicker's Avatar
I can't help it
when I see pics from providers, 89% of the time, Its then somehow sticking their ass as at me.
Like most men my penis is made up of chocolate and I ejaculate money,

but sadly, providers are confused thinking I must be some dog and sees anything and mounts and humps it.

your ass pics are NOT attractive, (most) stop sticking your ass at me, go wipe, and do something that takes some effort to entice me to want to spend TIME with you

I like a pretty face, long thick hair, a nice chest, a stomach that says, "I workout and dont overeat""

Im not into the ass in my face, which is telling me, "Im here, come do what you want, I wont provide you with anything other than an orifice to violate while you look at my short hair, cause I could just be a, random guy.....and I know you have tendencies toward the butt.

showing me your asshole, (is that dark taint or..) I'll show you an equivlant pic of mine to get you all hot and bothered


You think I want to do the work, AND spend $$, so go do some work yourself and toast my bread, thanks
Have a PB&J then chill.
woody4eroticfun's Avatar
Poo comes from the Hundred Acre Wood.....oh, wait, that's Pooh......nevermind !

So while we are talkin about Pooh, what's the most wonderful thing about Tiggers?
zeejoe's Avatar
Wow. Somebody still has potty-training "issues", huh?
thebuffmantraples's Avatar
Talk about waking up in the wrong side of happy.
I know its Monday? Or some other horrible day I have heard stories about. Have a shake and get a massage, skip the heavy lifting today.
BigMikeinKC's Avatar
You heard him ladies! All your marketing must now solely directed to bcpl's tastes. The desires of any other clients matter.

Now get with the program and go eat some kale!
zeejoe's Avatar
thebuffmantraples's Avatar
Did someone poison his blender. Wait nevermind it just grew there he never cleans it.
bigcockpussylicker's Avatar
Originally Posted by zeejoe
great pic
that's how I react when I see those pics, I stare at the butthole!
LOL!
This board is in desperate need of a not like button.
Revenge of the Kardashian ass.
bluegrana's Avatar
Don't believe this ladies, you can't have too many ass pics