It's Me OR It's FREE....?

Okay I'll play dumb here for a bit.

"It's me or it's free!"

As we have all seen this type of ad before in one way or another. Mostly from BP girls trying to seem legit. I guess my questions isHow the fuck can you make such a claim?

I mean if I get there and it isn't you does that girl just do it for free? If so just give me her number instead.

Or if I get there and it's not you do I have to rape the girl that opens the door?

I'm just wondering if I am missing out on a lot of free bootay?

Just a ploy to get you there so that hopefully you will be horny enough to just go for it.
Or they claim it was before they lost weight, or when they were younger.
No one gives it away for free, cept us dawgs.

They want to get your there, and know that most men think with there little head.

You might also want to be careful in case there a thug nearby.

Bottom line -- Don't believe it.

Ok I am sorry that it may have been taken that I didn't know why they do it.

It was a rhetorical question.

I just find it funny.