Gary Coleman

has died.

poor little guy

Gooch finally got him, huh?

You know Johnny Dare had him on once and he said he was a virgin who was more interested in model trains than ever getting laid?

Personally, if he wasn't kidding, I think lack of nookie might be what did his poor little ass in!

Poor little guy. Got fucked over by his parents who pissed away every dime he made as an actor. He loved toy trains and when he asked to get one as a kid, his parents told him that his money was being invested for his future. When he turned 18 and asked where is money was. His dad said it's all gone. Not that he wouldn't have blown it all himself, but it was his to begin with.

Just imagine how awesome Gary Coleman's life would have been if he'd have gotten his money. Then again, he might have died earlier.