Ladies, don't you wish we could review the gents?!

If I could write reviews, here's what I'd say. I won't name names, but you might recognize yourself in some of these kudos.

• You are the bomb diggity for always showing up with chocolates for your lady. You know I have that sweet tooth for you and candy!
  
• You love bringing me little surprises, but my favorite was the sexy blue vibrator that is simply amazing! Our years together will continue to grow, as will our affection for one another.
  
• You warned me that you were going to say I was a platinum blonde in my review, thinking you're a comedian. Well, you did and you are! Besides the licking and dicking you put on me, you had me laughing my head off in our conversation.
  
• Even though you were a little nervous about putting your booty in the air for me, you did. You let me own it with my mouth and fingers. You trusted me not to hurt you and only bring you pleasure. You let me take your virginity and in turn, discovered something you can't live without.
  
• You let me do all the silly, sexy, seductive things I wanted to do. Suck your fingers. Massage your feet and hands. Squeeze my thighs on you until you exploded (even though you wondered how the hell this was going to work?!). You let my horses run free and in turn, you get to see the real me.
  
• You make sure that my pleasure is achieved. You DELIGHT in MY pleasure. You are unselfish. You are giving. You won't stop until you know I'm satiated and ready for you.
  
• And this is for each and every one of you--you make me feel so beautiful. You compliment me, looking at me with ardor and wonder. You delight in me as I do in you. I love getting to know you sexually, spiritually and intellectually. You forgive my tummy that isn't remotely flat. You forgive my wrinkles that show when I smile. YOU are the reason I feel completely incredible when I'm with you! Baby, I'm amazed by you.

I hope the other ladies appreciate all of you as much as I do! I'm so happy to have found you!

Kisses ~ Candice

There used to be an escorts only site to review clients and warn other women if necessary. It was fairly early in the internet era. My regular at the time gave me her log in info. Just fascinating what the women thought. I wish I could remember what it was called but it's been at least 10 years--probably 15.

There used to be an escorts only site to review clients and warn other women if necessary. It was fairly early in the internet era. My regular at the time gave me her log in info. Just fascinating what the women thought. I wish I could remember what it was called but it's been at least 10 years--probably 15. Originally Posted by Nero Wolfe

Oh, we ladies still have ways to warn one another about Fucktards 'R Us. And if you guys think you are some clever mofos in your reviews, I bet we ladies would have you howling at our ROS! Girls just wanna have fun, too!

I wonder...
Perhaps the ladies would like to put something in a post on here that they liked about one of their clients, perhaps a regular, perhaps just one of their recent clients, that they wanted to express on here, that perhaps that client and only that client might recognize...
Then perhaps, if the lady wants to, and if the client pm's her if and when he recognizes it, she could give him a small discount on their next visit.
Perhaps it could even be made into a game...
Ladies?
Gents?

Candice - I wanted to tell you I loved your post! I hadn't had the opportunity to visit you...yet, but those clients that have are sure lucky! I wonder how many of them have seen your post, and, as you say, "might recognize yourself in some of these kudos."

terrier, that sounds like an interesting game, I'd play.

I wonder...
Perhaps the ladies would like to put something in a post on here that they liked about one of their clients, perhaps a regular, perhaps just one of their recent clients, that they wanted to express on here, that perhaps that client and only that client might recognize...
Then perhaps, if the lady wants to, and if the client pm's her if and when he recognizes it, she could give him a small discount on their next visit.
Perhaps it could even be made into a game...
Ladies?
Gents?

Candice - I wanted to tell you I loved your post! I hadn't had the opportunity to visit you...yet, but those clients that have are sure lucky! I wonder how many of them have seen your post, and, as you say, "might recognize yourself in some of these kudos." Originally Posted by terrier16973479

Awww, thanks so much! I honestly think about my clients for different reasons, and wanted to let them know that I appreciate them!

I appreciate it very, very much. Sweetness you are my ATF. Till next we meet ...

OP, that's a sweet post.

I don't know if I'd want my reviews on me out there if they are indeed true. A good provider makes you feel like you are their ATF(GFE) or a fucking rock star(PSE). After I saw or heard of the review, I would be all,"you said I was your ATF and I look like Antonio Banderas(or some other handsome Latin dude) in person." I'm glad to hear about your dude "reviews" in the thread. It's good that there are a handful of folks behaving respectfully out there.
If you providers that tell me I'm your ATF don't chime in to support me, I'm calling bullshit...just kidding, it's our little secret...��

OP, that's a sweet post.

I don't know if I'd want my reviews on me out there if they are indeed true. A good provider makes you feel like you are their ATF(GFE) or a fucking rock star(PSE). After I saw or heard of the review, I would be all,"you said I was your ATF and I look like Antonio Banderas(or some other handsome Latin dude) in person." I'm glad to hear about your dude "reviews" in the thread. It's good that there are a handful of folks behaving respectfully out there.
If you providers that tell me I'm your ATF don't chime in to support me, I'm calling bullshit...just kidding, it's our little secret...�� Originally Posted by NASDAQ

Babe, in all honesty, I can't say I have an ATF. I am too much of a "monger" (can providers be mongers?) to settle down with one boy. My heart thinks it's possible. My pussy always trumps that ridiculousness! But I can say that each guy is amazing in his own way. All of my gents are respectful and cool. They come to my bed with great attitudes, good hygiene and a willingness to just have a lot of sexy time while we're together. I still cannot believe I get...donations...to have this much fun!

Just think of the new acronyms I could advertise as your ATF AWG all time favorite average white guy

Just think of the new acronyms I could advertise as your ATF AWG all time favorite average white guy Originally Posted by arealcooltime

You guys and your acronyms crack me up! I have guys trying to come up with one for the little "thigh squeeze" move I put on them. It's like Russian with my thigh muscles! So, is there an acronym for that already?

Nasdfaq...you ARE my ATF!!

There is the TER whitelist, that is essentially reviews for clients. Good luck getting a provider to use it if she doesn't already. It is apparently not easy with some levels of computer literacy.

It's like Russian with my thigh muscles! So, is there an acronym for that already? Originally Posted by seductrix4u

Some people call that "Italian", but for others "Italian" is like Russian but between the butt cheeks (not IN the butt, that's Greek!). So many nationalities!

Some people call that "Italian", but for others "Italian" is like Russian but between the butt cheeks (not IN the butt, that's Greek!). So many nationalities! Originally Posted by KCQuestor

I had a gent visit me tonight who had the pleasure of enjoying this little trick of mine, and he came up with the perfect acronym! When you see it on the Activities of his forthcoming review, you'll know what he's talking about. He's dubbing it the "Candi Box"! Perfecto!