Lets ban the flu

JD Barleycorn's Avatar
According to some 11,000 to 13,000 people a year are killed by guns but according to the CDC some 27,000 people a year die from the flu. This is not a normal year, it is an epidemic year and so I demand that the Senate pass a law banning the flu. If it saves only one life it is worth it.
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Lets ban douchebags...
Lets ban douchebags... Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
OK you are banned.
cptjohnstone's Avatar
Lets ban douchebags... Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
how about dipshits? shit for brains
TheDaliLama's Avatar
After countless studies with white mice it has been determined that white mice cause the flu.
WTF's Avatar
  • WTF
  • 01-13-2013, 10:29 AM
I think movie theaters should pass out handguns upon entry for safety reasons. Same with schools. All kids should be packing. You righties world would be so much safer!
Randy4Candy's Avatar
I think movie theaters should pass out handguns upon entry for safety reasons. Same with schools. All kids should be packing. You righties world would be so much safer! Originally Posted by WTF
Great idea! The Teawipes can buy all of the guns and ammo by using Medicaid vouchers and anyone who is shot can pay for treatment 100% out of their own pocket.
TheDaliLama's Avatar
I think movie theaters should pass out handguns upon entry for safety reasons. Same with schools. All kids should be packing. You righties world would be so much safer! Originally Posted by WTF
Can you still catch the flu from a dead person?
Randy4Candy's Avatar
Can you still catch the flu from a dead person? Originally Posted by TheDaliLama
It depends on how GFE your necropheliac experience was.
TheDaliLama's Avatar
That would be DGE.

Definitely UTR and discreet.
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According to some 11,000 to 13,000 people a year are killed by guns but according to the CDC some 27,000 people a year die from the flu. This is not a normal year, it is an epidemic year and so I demand that the Senate pass a law banning the flu. If it saves only one life it is worth it. Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn
Ahhh, the artful dodging of misdirected hyperbole.

Listening to the classroom activities from the hallway while mopping the floor an education does not make, JDCorneyhole.

I notice you left out the House in your little ditty above.

It seems to me that while you talk about banning the flu, you are really talking about banning flu shots.
JD Barleycorn's Avatar
Has it always been this easy to make others (hi Randy) look like the fools that they are?
CuteOldGuy's Avatar
Has it always been this easy to make others (hi Randy) look like the fools that they are? Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn
Yeah. Really, it has.

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