Ladies.....you wanna know what's NOT sexy?

Let me help you girls out a bit.

1. Airbrushed glossy pics. When I see airbrushed glossy pics, I'm pretty sure it's because you have bad skin or are trying to conceal your age. Maybe I'm wrong. But when I see a regular picture of an attractive looking girl with good skin, that's who I'll call.

2. Tattoos. Why do women do this to themselves?

3. Duckface. And those stupid ass dog ears and noses. Incredibly stupid. Don't put that shit on your pictures.

4. Ebonics. And rap music in your videos. If you want a video to prove you are real, try saying something in the video, like your name and location. Then your video can't be stolen. Here's another thing....when a white girl refers to herself as a "snow bunny" it means she has a black pimp who is probably setting guys up for robbery.

5. Body hair! Nasty!

Let me help you girls out a bit.

1. Airbrushed glossy pics. When I see airbrushed glossy pics, I'm pretty sure it's because you have bad skin or are trying to conceal your age. Maybe I'm wrong. But when I see a regular picture of an attractive looking girl with good skin, that's who I'll call.

2. Tattoos. Why do women do this to themselves?

3. Duckface. And those stupid ass dog ears and noses. Incredibly stupid. Don't put that shit on your pictures.

4. Ebonics. And rap music in your videos. If you want a video to prove you are real, try saying something in the video, like your name and location. Then your video can't be stolen. Here's another thing....when a white girl refers to herself as a "snow bunny" it means she has a black pimp who is probably setting guys up for robbery.

5. Body hair! Nasty! Originally Posted by BM Varga

Thirteen whole posts, and he's here to "help the girls out." Classic.

Dude ... you're floating.

Thirteen whole posts, and he's here to "help the girls out." Classic.

Dude ... you're floating. Originally Posted by James1588

Yep. This.

But, "dude"? My vote is "angry dudette."

James and FLRW - what does number of posts have to do with anything? Everyone's entitled to their opinion; indeed, some good points were made.

And what the hell does "floating" mean?

6.) Non-Christian. No thanks!

Yep. This.

But, "dude"? My vote is "angry dudette." Originally Posted by FLReWrite

Read BM's signature.

I think BMs post is in the top ten of "dumbest posts ever".

A single mans preferences are not universal preferences. How could he possibly know what another client prefers?

I guess he's helping the girls (the vast majority of whom he'll never see) know his likes and dislikes.

I doubt they care.

Well, "girls?" Have you been helped enough yet? Or do you need more gems of wisdom from yet another (nominal) male who knows all about how you should run your businesses?

No, wait, let me offer the women some profound advice. "Rules for Independent Sex Workers:"

1. A stitch in time saves nine.

2. Neither a borrower nor a lender be.

3. Don't take any wooden nickels.

4. Buy low, sell high.

5. Location, location, location!

If I think of any more, I'll be sure to pass 'em right along.

Prostitutes are fucked, dude.

Then why do you spend so much time here talking about them?

You may truly be THE troll prototype.

Prostitutes are fucked, dude. Originally Posted by yitzchak

Truth. Pun? I don't know, but still one of the funniest things I've read today.

Im still laughing at the non christian comment added. We are sex workers, and you're worried about whos a Christian or not? Lmao and the signature too! Like hes trying to escort his damn self haha such a good laugh before bed, thanks guys

Then why do you spend so much time here talking about them?

You may truly be THE troll prototype. Originally Posted by Old-T

Um, I think you mean "archetype".

Well, "girls?" Have you been helped enough yet? Or do you need more gems of wisdom from yet another (nominal) male who knows all about how you should run your businesses?

No, wait, let me offer the women some profound advice. "Rules for Independent Sex Workers:"

1. A stitch in time saves nine.

2. Neither a borrower nor a lender be.

3. Don't take any wooden nickels.

4. Buy low, sell high.

5. Location, location, location!

If I think of any more, I'll be sure to pass 'em right along. Originally Posted by James1588

Here's one more...a man that don't lie ain't got nothin to say.

QUOTE=georgehentson;1059964202]Um, I think you mean "archetype".[/QUOTE]

That would fit also, and likely better. But I was using "prototype" as

"Someone or something that has the typical qualities of a particular group, kind, etc."