...you cared enough to create a thread to tell us just how much you don't care...
I'm fairly new to "The Beautiful Game" myself. I was a fan of the NASL when I was a kid but when the league folded, I forgot about it in favor of more popular American sports. I've only been following it regularly since 2003 or so...when I was fortunate enough to spend some time in Europe for work.
But, in that time, it has become my favorite professional sport. I'd echo the comments made earlier that it's difficult to see the attraction watching only the MLS...the quality just isn't there yet & I don't know that it ever will be given the economic constraints. Yet, to see it played at the highest level is a sight to behold. The skill of the players...the passion of the supporters...the fact that it is the most popular sport in the world...all combine to create an environment where it actually means something to win a World Championship.
I've been waiting for the WC for months. I expect to accomplish very little during the tournament. I'm particularly looking forward to all of the matches being in HD.
Now...I understand that ALL of that means very little to someone with no grounding in the game. I'd probably react the same way. So, I'd encourage you to check out the matches at a known local futbul watering hole near you. You'll find most fans quite friendly & eager to evangelize. If you're anti-social...some of the greatest sports books I've had the pleasure to read have been about soccer:
1.
Fever Pitch by Nick Hornby. That's right...long before it was a crappy Jimmy Fallon flick using the Red Sox, it was a memoir of a journalist who is a lifelong supporter of Arsenal FC.
2.
The Miracle of Castel Di Sangro by Joe McGinnis. That's right...the famous crime journalist (
Fatal Vision) is a closest soccer fan that turned down a $1M advance on a book about OJ in favor of moving to Italy for a year to follow the meteoric rise of a small club from a small town that got within one leap of the top league in the country...only to discover the club has a dark secret
3.
Football Against The Enemy by Simon Kuper. A wonderful read about how politics impacts soccer around the world & vise versa.
4.
Among The Thugs by Bill Buford. A interesting look at hooliganism & it's impact on the game.
Steaming In by Colin Ward is a good "I was there" account w/o the deeper ramifications.
5.
Soccer In Sun & Shadow by Eduardo Galeano. A great look at the game from it's professional origins in a series of short essays. Originally written in Spanish with a heavy South American perspective on the game.
Come out of that sports box...lol...you just might surprise yourself!