If your SO was.....

If your SO was represented by or as one of our lovely Providers, who would she be?

DD McGee, yet without the extreme Kindness, Willness to please, Kinkyness and about 10" shorter but just as proportionately shaped.

Not which provide you would want as you SO or why in that case adopting the Morman or Islam practice of 3 or more wifes would be reasonable.

Snow Kitty
DD McGee
Vinny
GingerLoceLace

All for obvious reason, even if I had to rent a cock once or twice a week to keep them pleased.

None , committed relationships are for suckers .

She is a mix of.... Jucci, Lelana & BossLadyThick. That's why I cant stay away.

Travel bro I understand . RR it's just a thought dude

This is a good one

Q: Define the perfect SO/Provider.



A: BBBJCIMMQNS for 2 hours and at midnight she turns into a pizza and a 6-pack.

Man, you are asking for trouble. Think Hillary (boner shrinker) Clinton meets Paula Dean meets unshaved BBW church lady. Cankles. Yum, right?

Man, you are asking for trouble. Think Hillary (boner shrinker) Clinton meets Paula Dean meets unshaved BBW church lady. Cankles. Yum, right? Originally Posted by Rossboss

and yet she still married you?

or are we talking about another SO.

I am trying to give my Wife an Ego Boost,
at least in my own mind.

NO SHE KNOWS NOTHING OF THIS. DUH

My SO would be who ever the provider is on here that takes your money and doesn't put out. And when/if she did put out, the once bountiful menu has been reduced to an option or two, just regarding position. Woot. What fun! Your clever and witty post now has me sad and lonely.