Hot or Not? The 3-Titted Massage Therapist

http://nypost.com/2014/09/22/meet-the-3-boobed-woman/
“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” she said.

I bet that bra was expensive.

“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” she said. Originally Posted by dynamitekid

Mission Accomplished!

Hmmm...

Did you hear about the guy with 5 penises?

His pants fit him like a glove!!

Despite the fact that she's a crazy, whackjob, attention-whore...

....I would definitely hit it. I'd also want pictures, to prove I did a 3-titted girl without having to go to Mars.

I know Captain Kirk would also be all over that.

I definitely saw some 3 titted porn a couple years back. I think hers were even legit.

I'd hit it

She's a liar. lol

She got them so people ( mostly men) would do what they're doing now...

"Look at ME!
I'm the chick from Total Recall"

One word comes to mind immediately. MOO.

Fuckin photoshop

Actually, I think it's prostethic, not photoshop. There's a video of her moving around in the bikini.

Also, she's done some other kind of internet-hoax stuff before; I don't have the article but google around and you'll see. I think she's a massage therapist in Florida or someplace like that, who must enjoy the attention.

Nevertheless - I'd still hit it. And take photos so I could pretend it was real...

One word comes to mind immediately. MOO. Originally Posted by GYMBAGJIM

Really, she has an account at TOS?

And, FAKE STORY!!!!!!

Only Total Recall was real!

Let's see, left hand to left nipple, right hand to right nipple, and lips to center nipple. Or put her on the milking machine, 3 gallon in 15 minutes........

She named them Hairy, Curly and Mole.