We need a better acronym!

I know some of you are very gifted in the art of bullshit, I mean acronyms. My particular interest is in helping JJ with his SNAT project, well the Short Term Availability Notice thread. Besides having to deal with the reading impaired, ie. can't follow directions, the name just doesn't have any snap to it. Now if we could change it to the SNATCH thread, then all would be right in the world. So what would be the underlying phrase for a SNATCH thread?

I have such fond memories of being on the prowl for some snatch in my youth.

Right up my alley!!

Some Nookie And Titties - Come Hither!
So Needing A Teriffic Comely Ho!
Seriously Neglected And Targeting Cock Handlers
Say, Now, About That Cute Hooker....
Social Networking: Any Twitter Cuties Handy?

Some Nookie And Titties - Come Hither! Originally Posted by PDid

Are providers really on Twitter?

Good ones Pdid!! I like em all, it would be hard to choose.

Seriously Needing A Tight Coochie Hug!

S: Stick
N: Nose In
A: Ass
T: Touch
C: Crotchsack
H: Here

Oh, this is getting good! I needed this laugh.

I must confess I didn't ask JJ if he wanted our help so I may be due for a smackdown. My last request would be that he ask Ms Francisca to administer the punishment.

Whoop him good Ms Francisca!! hehe

Sniff
Nibble
And
Touch
Clit
Here

Rover, you are one funny MF.

I'm open to suggestions for the new acronym. As Rover suggested, it has to fit the acronym SNATCH

Please post your suggestions here. In say... a week, I'll start a poll to select the best acronym. Please remember that it has to be about short notice availability.

Short
notice
awareness
thread
c
here

How about QUICK SNATCH?

Short
Notice
Availability
Copulation
Hail (verb: to call for. As in to, Hail a cab.)

Still No Action. Trying Computer. Hoping.

Shit..... Don't got anything to post