Wild thoughts

So what goes on in your mind right before a session?? Do you worry or do you have nasty (the good kind) of thoughts??

Right before I am usually a tad bit nervous if they are a new boyfriend but if they are returning I get all excited that I usually have to lay with myself 30 minutes before or they get it bad......so to those of you I get a little aggressive with, lol.

So ladies and gents tell me what goes on in your mind before hand.....

hmmmm....... Sometimes I wonder if I got the odor of the girl before her off me......

Hoping I can pop with very little of the 30 min left on the clock........

sixx

Oh boy the things that go through my mind. Is she as pretty as they say? Is she going to like me? What does she like? Will I be able to make her cum? How will she taste? How does she kiss?
so many things. As I walk up the stairs to the room. Sweating bullets as I knock on the door. The last few seconds before the door opens??!! Oh my god this is it!!! And then (usually). Pure bliss!!!

dang! hope she accepts lone star cards.
are providers WIC approved?

dang! hope she accepts lone star cards.
are providers WIC approved? Originally Posted by knotty man

I was actually thinking I hope this person doesn't scream what are you doing in my apartment? Did I get that # right?

Oh boy the things that go through my mind. Is she as pretty as they say? Originally Posted by Frenchy29-2000

Statistically, the odds are against it

Is she going to like me? Originally Posted by Frenchy29-2000

She loves your money

What does she like? Originally Posted by Frenchy29-2000

See answer above

Will I be able to make her cum? Originally Posted by Frenchy29-2000

Really? This ain't reality, this is make believe.

How will she taste? Originally Posted by Frenchy29-2000

Like the last guy to pound her kitty

How does she kiss? Originally Posted by Frenchy29-2000

Like a pro

Blah, blah, blah........Pure bliss!!! Originally Posted by Frenchy29-2000

Ignorance is bliss

This public service announcement was brought to you by the letter D....uhh

Before: "I could rub one out for free"

After: "fuck, shit, damn, I could have rubbed one out for free"

Or at least gotten a cheap BBBJ in the Academy parking lot.

hey now, that is a low blow. Intentional pun.

Wow guys....really!!!

I'm thinking ..... please don't let this happen .......

Hi Mr. Java remember me? 10 years ago I went to school with your daughter ...how she doing?

Or.....

I hope that big fat ugly dude picking his nose coming out of your incall was the maintenance man there fixing your garbage disposal.

Or...

I don't want to hear in the middle of the session "ahhh oohh Auntie flow is here! "

It's $175.00 for n hour ..... I just hit the ATM and wondering if she'll be able to break a Jackson!

Wow guys....really!!! Originally Posted by Maci Lynn

If you liked that one, I have some more.....I'm just saying.

this threAD is too freaking funny