Size

We all know that according you the providers we all are huge.
1) What does really constitute larger than average.
2) What do you (providers) prefer.

I was told if you can get two hands on your dick and there is clearance between your hand and the head it's long, and if you can't fuck a toilet paper roll it's thick. Is that accurate? I'd just like to get a gauge, providers have seen far more hard dicks than most of us so I thought I'd ask.
jbravo_123's Avatar
Soda bottle. Not talking can. 2-liter.
Depends on the ink pot that the quill is being dipped into.
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WTF????
klutz's Avatar
  • klutz
  • 04-08-2013, 10:20 AM
LoL
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I wonder too - and don't mind sharing info. I have asked several providers who I thought would tell me the accurate comparison. I am 7.5" on a good day and if I am really hard the toilet paper roll fits but just barely. Two ladies who have been providers for 10+ years said I was "above average." One delightful AA provider said "you are packin' for a white boy." And one hot 25 year old who is in her 2nd month in the hobby said I was the biggest one she had had so far.

This seems to match up with reported stats, although it is often felt that the stats are skewed since guys with little dicks don't offer themselves up for measurement while budding porn stars jump at the chance.

It also true that a fat gut will hide the base making you seem smaller. So if you want more length, drop some weight.
As long as she is willing to take my money, I guess it's big enough.
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2) What do you (providers) prefer. Originally Posted by frankskywalker
You will RARELY get an honest answer for that question man...
Providers don't want to piss off any future or current clients

Just ask Cecilia88 about that


As long as she is willing to take my money, I guess it's big enough. Originally Posted by Jackie S
EXACTLY
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how do you post a pic on here?
DickEmDown's Avatar
how do you post a pic on here? Originally Posted by notanewbie
Please....not again
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Is there a particular reason you want to know? A particular reason you need a gauge?


..... and no worries I was dumb enough to start a thread of this nature once too.
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NaN.... AKA Dexter St. Jock




Why wonder about what providers think about your dick size? Most of them just want you to come quickly and not on their hair or makeup, leave early, and tip well. Your desire to "give them enjoyment" is gentlemanly, but misguided.

And as for the civie-ladies, worry less about your cock size and more about your ability to eat pussy and the amount of hair on your balls. Those two things will impress them way more than a python between your legs.