Girls that don't offer greek

Always seem to have the most fantastic asses. WHY?!?! It's like owning a Cadillac and leaving it in the garage. So disappointing, can anyone explain this phenomenon to me??
Nina the Dicknapper's Avatar
For me, Greek doesn't satisfy me and I prefer to have mutual fun. Greek is just something I'm not into n it doesn't turn me on
Teagenluv's Avatar
I don't offer greek either although I like my big booty licked and tongue fucked. When I get fucked, I get so turned on when a throbbing cock rubs against my swollen engorged clit and g spot which I don't get in Greek. I agree with Nina that fucking needs to provide mutual fun for both)))))
Lia88's Avatar
  • Lia88
  • 02-03-2018, 02:13 PM
Greek doesnt do it for most ppl.
It took a longggg time for me to like it. Stuff was painful everytime. But it turned out people were just doing it wrong that's why I ddnt like it. When I finally found someone who did it right I LOVED IT!! And Love it now. It definitely does something for me. Its wayyyy different than vaginal sex. It's like a euphoric experience for me. Feels so damn good
HoustonRiley's Avatar
People ask me that all the time!!!
Why do I have all this ass and not offer Greek. I'm just not into it.
Don't like it.
touchofheaven's Avatar
Greek doesnt do it for most ppl.
It took a longggg time for me to like it. Stuff was painful everytime. But it turned out people were just doing it wrong that's why I ddnt like it. When I finally found someone who did it right I LOVED IT!! And Love it now. It definitely does something for me. Its wayyyy different than vaginal sex. It's like a euphoric experience for me. Feels so damn good Originally Posted by Lia88
The first time I ever experienced Greek it hurt like hell and I swore I'd never do it again. Then I met a man who knew what he was doing and my opinion dramatically changed! Doing Greek well not only requires finesse from the man, but TRAINING from the woman. Why do you think they sell plugs in sets of graduated sizes. It's important to prepare the playground. Even being very experienced does not exempt me from pain if I have not taken time to prepare.
And it's true that not everyone enjoys it. Some of us are lucky enough to be able to experience orgasm from it though. I have even been known to squirt from Greek play. It's all about angle and position!
I have been married 5 times.
The only wife that didn't like it was my first wife.
But she was the only one who could orgasm from anal.
The rest like the feeling, one said it makes her toes numb.
The rest all had different reasons for liking it.
I was so dead set on fucking ass, until my second wife wanted it more than me.
Then the 3rd wife too. Same with the last 2.
Now it's just a regular thing. Not so hard up for it. It ins't special any longer.
But I do go for it now and then, just to feel that tightness at first. That's the best part.
Ladies, I totally understand your reasoning behind not wanting greek (although kudos to Tegan ��) nor am I suggesting you do activities you don't enjoy.

I'm only saying that when a girl doesn't like it, she always has an ass to die for.
SlowHand50's Avatar
Greek's never done much for me, I much prefer a warm, wet, wonderful wagina. As for ass admiring, doggie and several other position variations work just as well.
DallasRain's Avatar
lol Red my sweet hobby hubby....you hit the head on the nail!

My SO always tells me "I got a nice corvettr but it stays parked in the garage"...lol
He says a woman is shaped like a classic corvette when she is bent over doggy style..
For me, Greek doesn't satisfy me and I prefer to have mutual fun. Greek is just something I'm not into n it doesn't turn me on Originally Posted by Nina the Dicknapper
People ask me that all the time!!!
Why do I have all this ass and not offer Greek. I'm just not into it.
Don't like it. Originally Posted by HoustonRiley
Greek's never done much for me, I much prefer a warm, wet, wonderful wagina. As for ass admiring, doggie and several other position variations work just as well. Originally Posted by SlowHand50
Like others have written, I have never been one for the dirt road option and I still don't understand the attraction as it does nothing for me, although I did it once with a RW ex-girlfriend. I prefer the front door to the back door every day and twice on Sunday, although spooning while watching a Netflix flic can be fun only if I am going in the front door from the back.

Like any mutt here, I like looking at a nice butt but anal sex(any form of ass play)... Nah, not going to happen.
Plenty of other things you can do to a ladies ass that doesn't involve penetration. Kiss it, lick it, eat it, spank it, etc.
DallasRain's Avatar
Wooohooo Clark. I luv you baby!!
touchofheaven's Avatar
Plenty of other things you can do to a ladies ass that doesn't involve penetration. Kiss it, lick it, eat it, spank it, etc. Originally Posted by Clark W. Griswold
Mmmmmmm! Who could ask for more?
lol Red my sweet hobby hubby....you hit the head on the nail!

My SO always tells me "I got a nice corvettr but it stays parked in the garage"...lol
He says a woman is shaped like a classic corvette when she is bent over doggy style..
Originally Posted by DallasRain
Lol and for a woman who has a great ass and is KNOWN for expertly working one over, you should be double shamed lol.

Still love ya though hot stuff.