Escort shoots man in the head for bad oral sex

https://myeverettnews.com/2017/11/08...&ICID=ref_fark

https://lawnewz.com/crazy/escort-sho...-sex-cops-say/

Escort Shot Man in the Head Because He was Bad at Oral Sex, Cops Say

A woman from Washington State was arrested this week for shooting a man in the head and stealing his wallet from his home. Prosecutors say Marissa Wallen, 21, was working as an escort at the home of a 36-year-old client in the middle of sexual activity. He survived the assault.

According to probable cause documents, Wallen admitted to shooting the man because he was performing oral sex wrong, “and she did not know how to tell him that,” MyEverettNews reported.


All she had to do is say "You're doing it wrong dumbass!"
Guitar's Avatar
He has MY luck!
Then learn how to lick!
Precious_b's Avatar
Where's the review?
Cravinhead69's Avatar
Damn dude, you must be really bad to get head like that. Sorry, I couldn't help the pun. The bitch is crazy. Hey, call one of my other "tricks" to bail my ass out.
Cpos: sure just give us you address book and we'll make the calls.
SMH.
DocHolyday's Avatar
Would be easier and a lot less hassle to just end the session rather than shoot the client/Provider. WTF was this guy doing when she was reaching for the gun? Guys, when engaged in DATY, maintain eye contact with the chick. They like that and it's apparently a safer practice!!!
  • Pmon
  • 11-14-2017, 11:29 AM
LMAO. I had a date once who was very emphatic that I use a certain technique. Every time I got "off track" she'd literally yell at me. I swear if she had been armed, I might have been this poor fellow.
Talk about a way to leave this earth ! Holy crap!!
I'll tell ya just how I like it lol