After an excitingly hot 69 session with his girlfriend, Jerry remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth several times, gargled a crapload of Listerine and flossed very thoroughly as well. As he arrived at the dentist, he sucked on a fistful of strong mints. His turn came up and the dentist said take a seat.
Feeling confident and relaxed Jerry opened his mouth wide. The dentist got close enough and said, “Man did you have a 69 before you came here?”
Sheepishly Jerry said, “Why? Does my breath smell like pussy?”
The dentist replied, “No, your forehead smells like shit!”