When you Gentlemen go in someplace....

For a Massage, what is is you actually expect?? I had a guy tell me that he has had a NURU Massage in Baton Rough and one in Vegas, and he said the ones in Vegas are much better. He said New Orleans women seem to be a bit pricey for the little they give as far as services.

As a Massage provider myself, I am always trying to come up with new things to try so that the session is eventful as well as therapeutic without it becoming a freak show so to speak.

So I ask you Gentlemen, what are your expectations when going in for a Massage Session either a private residence or a Parlor/Amp.??

Also how do you expect her to be dressed (or not be dressed)??


Opinions please.....

M.M.

I try not to go to place unless I have Insurance.

It depends. My favorite was a now retired cmt who gave a fantastic massage and made sure that I was completely 100% relaxed before I left. The nature of this he depended on her mood, sometimes bbbj, sometimes hj, sometimes both with some prostate massage. I learned that my experience was always better if I just let a professional do her work. People tend to think hj is second or third rate but this woman had a black belt in hj, probably better described as cock massage. She had a dirty and creative mind and I never got bored. If her mouth wasn’t full she would add some hot talk towards the end.

As for me, - the hj massage has worked wonders.

I have muscle damage in my back, shoulders and one arm. I go to a LMT every other month. Each time I explain to her where I am hurting, and I let her do what she needs to do.

A BJ or HJ would be ideal, and would get her a hefty tip.

I no longer have a prostate.

I expect a talented individual who knows proper deep tissue techniques, but is also professional. One of the worst experiences I ever had was with an ugly hog who smacked gum the whole goddamn massage!


Big big no nos for massage: improper hygiene, playing music that your patient doesn't want to listen to, a massage table that hasn't been cleaned, room temperature that is so hot or cold that it makes the patient uncomfortable, using excessive lotion, not listening to your patient's instructions, breathing on your patient's face, sweating on your patient, not being punctual, being unreliable or frequent cancelling, trying to pressure your patient to talk when they prefer silence, changing the terms of payment, and just being an asshole in general.


It's EXTREMELY difficult to find a therapist who knows the correct technique, is reliable, and is not an asshole all at the same time. Those people are invaluable.

For an actual massage: A 100% professional experience that my insurance will cover

For a massage with extras:

A provider who understands how to give a basic massage. I don't need to have a deep tissue massage that will alleviate some of the pain from the stupid things I've done to my body, but I do expect a bit of rubbing and not just random hand slapping. I don't necessarily need therapy, but I do want to feel relaxed. The better the massage the better (and one of my favorite providers in London gives a straight up legit massage and is amazing in the sack), but my threshold is "relaxed".

Once the flip occurs I expect maybe a bit more massage followed by whatever extras we agree on. After the fact I am all for the rest of the massage, but mostly I just want to take a shower. Failing that I at least want a nice warm towel to wipe off some of the oil and DNA. I schedule my visits so that I can go back to the hotel room shortly after, but it is nice to not reek of massage oil if I stop off at a gas station or something.


In terms of attire: Optimally I want to enter the door and see them in a negligee or something else that immediately lets me know "this place is not legit". But as long as it is something that shows off enough of the provider's figure and seems easily removed I am fine. So think short dress or shorts+shit rather than super tight jeans. Bonus points if it comes off during the massage (I personally love getting massaged by a naked woman) but I get that is the kind of thing that only works with regulars where you don't need to do the LEO dance.

You guys are amazing I appreciate all the feedback. I like to try different things so that the massage doesn't become mundane.

I like to get all of your muscles relaxed as well as your mind.

I can wear whatever a person wants me to during the session, But I prefer to be comfortable while I'm doing what I do best..lol

Again I appreciate the feedback and I will take everyone's posting into consideration so I can move forward with my business and incorporate some new things along with my table and other new equipment I have...



Blessings,

M.M.

Great Thread OP!

I have had 100s if not 1000s of massages... therapeutic and sensual...

Every masseuse is different altho their techniques may be similar.

I LIKE a unique technique. Do massage as my body tells your fingers.. harder, softer, deeper... bio-feedback from me to you

I prefer a clean setting, sheets and a clean smell... a light fragrance, not Clorox... LOL

I prefer not too much oil... sometimes I feel like an oil-up french fry following a massage.

Chat: Most of the time, I like some chat... butt, sometimes,I just want to nap.

A water bottle is nice at the departure... I suggest to have both: chilled and room temp options...

fyi - I prefer room temp and I do not like - water in a cup.

Lighting should be subdued... especially on the flip... butt not DARK.

I might want to 'see' as well as 'feel'...

I like: you touch me, I touch you...

I like any 'happy ending' to be completed before the end of the massage time...

An orgasm is the ultimate relax... I want to lay there and relax for awhile -with a bit more massage - instead of needing to jump up and get dressed...

all the best...

@ Skittlez I just <3 your comment....You kept it 100 and I took notes!! Trust me I did....In fact I loved it so much it gave me an idea on what to go get for the Massage studio!!


I am excited to have fresh new innovative ideas...

Blessings!!

M.M.

I love a good massage with a happy ending. Things I hate are taking almost the whole time doing the massage and then hearing "hurry up times almost done" during the happy ending or a disinterested look on the ladies face like she is doing her taxes. I think being a provider is like being an actor. We know it's fake but make us believe it anyway. The place has to look and smell nice. In the eighties they were better than seeing a provider and you could do alot more than a HJ.

During my full body sensual touch session, I host at a well-appointed private apartment with a proper massage table. Really appreciating and being in tune with one's body helps me know which areas to focus on and how much pressure to apply. I also ask before getting started and verbally encourage feedback throughout. I wear lingerie and a robe for the majority of the time so I'm not a distraction and I reveal more skin at just the right moment..

Finally a man that gets it. Thats how i feel.

I love a good massage with a happy ending. Things I hate are taking almost the whole time doing the massage and then hearing "hurry up times almost done" during the happy ending or a disinterested look on the ladies face like she is doing her taxes. I think being a provider is like being an actor. We know it's fake but make us believe it anyway. The place has to look and smell nice. In the eighties they were better than seeing a provider and you could do alot more than a HJ. Originally Posted by burkalini

Here in Houstion, I have had a two hour NURU session from Monica (Thai Monica then) that included an intimate shower, NURU with total body-sliding (great) and bbbj, followed by a dual bath (to wash off the gell) with serious fondling and ending with a GFE session with about anything on the menu.

That is pretty much what I expect.