My Trip To Costco

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO

buying a large bag of Purina dog chow

for my loyal pet, Molson, the Wonder Dog and was in the

checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since

I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I

didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again... I added that I

probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that

I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with

tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that

it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply

eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally

complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to

mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with

my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because

the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff

an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart

attack he was laughing so hard.

Costco won't let me shop there anymore..

You are soooo Naughty. lol good one.

Now that the birthday month is over just cum see how naughty I can be babe

lol--great joke!