I was working out at the gym the other day when this hot looking babe walks in. I asked my trainer, "What machine should I be using if I wanted to attract a lady like her?" My trainer just smiled and said, "I recommend using the ATM in the lobby."
A few years ago one of the northland pro gals asked me to go to her gym several times. No prob as I needed to work out a bit before the summer horse shows. Anyway, 1st time I come out of the locker room there's four guys following her around like puppy dogs (hacking her off). They quickly dispersed when she asked me to change the weights she was working. Over a few weeks they all gave up.
I had a fat girl walk up and ask me if I could spot her on some weights.
I said hell I spotted ya when ya came in, couldnt miss ya.
Saw her doin jumpin jacks, she got stuck in mid air!
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Shit I was watching one of those exercise shows years ago and this chick on the show was SO BIG she started doing jumping jacks and my TV fell off the stand….