I'll Have Another

Fast Gunn's Avatar
Unfortunately, it looks like "I'll have Another" will not race in the Belmont Stakes on Saturday because of problem with his leg.

It's been a long dry spell since "Affirmed" managed the Triple Crown feat back in 1978.

. . . Well, he may not race again, but at least he'll be servicing a lot mares and he'll still have another!



http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...rc=al_national



CJ7's Avatar
  • CJ7
  • 06-08-2012, 02:53 PM
standing stud, he will have another mare every 4 hours for the next 15 years, maybe more.

Eat, Sleep, Breed, and they pay him.

Illhaveanother ... Thankyaverymuch.
Back in our college days, one of my friends joked that if it turns out there's such a thing as reincarnation, he'd like to come back as a Kentucky Derby-winning racehorse. He figured that people with big bucks would see to it that he was well-fed and had a constant supply of dates with genetically superor, athletic females.

What's not to like?
CJ7's Avatar
  • CJ7
  • 06-08-2012, 04:28 PM
stud fee
$100K, 3 times a day
$2.1M a week
$109.3M a year

until the damn horse falls over dead from Havinganother ..

whats not to LOVE

lol
TexTushHog's Avatar
standing stud, he will have another mare every 4 hours for the next 15 years, maybe more.

Eat, Sleep, Breed, and they pay him.

Illhaveanother ... Thankyaverymuch. Originally Posted by CJ7
But only for three to three and a half months a year. Then he's celibate for the next eight or nine months. (Unless he shuttles to the Southern Hemisphere, and most good ones don't. With his pedigree, he might or might not shuttle.)

By the way, the he has been retired.

http://www.bloodhorse.com/horse-raci...elmont-retired
Fast Gunn's Avatar
This magnificent horse will earn something like $40,000 for the privilege each time he services just one mare and it's a process done fairly quickly and clinically.

On the other hand, guys, think we are getting robbed if we pay $500 for one hour with a really hot provider
even with all the GFE extras!

Something seems to be seriously out of balance here!

. . . And it's in favor of the horse!

I don't think the let the stallion and the mare do the work anymore. Isn't it all artificially inseminated and all that goes along with that - gross.
Fast Gunn's Avatar
Yes, that's where the clinical part of the stud process comes in.

They say it's done for the safety of the stud who might get hurt if the mare is in one of her moods and kicks him and possibly injure his dick!

. . . But doesn't that take all the fun out for both of them?


Yes, that's where the clinical part of the stud process comes in.

They say it's done for the safety of the stud who might get hurt if the mare is in one of her moods and kicks him and possibly injure his dick!

. . . But doesn't that take all the fun out for both of them?


Originally Posted by Fast Gunn
YES! And for the poor schmuck that has to do the dirty work. Like I said - Gross!
Not sure, but I'm guessing that back in the old days, when my friend told the little joke I mentioned earlier, the stallion and mare actually screwed the old-fashioned way!
Fast Gunn's Avatar
In general, I am really up on all the latest technology, but

Sometimes, the old-fashioned way is still the best way!

I will bet anything that the stud would be the first to agree,

. . .but the sumabitches breeders don't want his opinion, only his sperm!

Cpalmson's Avatar
Wait a second, the lady pays the guy for sex? We need that in this hobby BTW, where's LE? This is clearly a sex for pay racket.
Fast Gunn's Avatar
Well, actually, it's the owner of the stud who gets paid once his animal has established street cred.

It's the owner of the mare is he one who pays an outrageous fee for the
stud laying some heavy-duty lumber.

. . . The mare, well, she gets dick!





Wait a second, the lady pays the guy for sex? We need that in this hobby BTW, where's LE? This is clearly a sex for pay racket. Originally Posted by Cpalmson
TexTushHog's Avatar
Not sure, but I'm guessing that back in the old days, when my friend told the little joke I mentioned earlier, the stallion and mare actually screwed the old-fashioned way! Originally Posted by CaptainMidnight
Still do (sort of). No AI with TBs.