Funny Austin bumper sticker

Saw this on a car today and about died laughing:

http://shop.kongscreenprinting.com/p...-great-sticker

Best South Austin Bumper Sticker: We're All Here Because We're Not All There.


http://www.austinchronicle.com/best-...umper-sticker/

Here's a few of my favorites that I've seen:
1. Pray for me, I drive 183
2. If you follow me too close I'll pick my nose and flick a booger on your windshield
3. Visualize whirled peas

Then there is the one I want to make:
"D.A.M. — Mothers Against Dyslexia"

Then there is my two favorite buttons:
1. It's my clit and I'll wash it as fast as I want
2. It's my penis and I'll wash it as fast as I want

I spied this last year and couldn't resist snapping a pic.

The best small town outside of Austin bumper sticker: "Keep Weird Austin People in Austin"

One of my all-time favorites:ESCHEW OBFUSCATION