What if....

What if the ladies got to review us. Oh my.... I'd be in trouble! lol

ROS would be something like this:

Met me at my place. He set the donation on the table and and tripped on his pants while taking them off and sprinting to the bed. He stared at me and kept telling me how beautiful I was. We got down to business. He wanted to start things off. His scratchy beard kept rubbing me the wrong way on DATY, but I acted like I still thought he was doing a great job. I gave him a bbbj that must have been the greatest thing ever because he moaned all the way through it, grabbing my hair and ears. Then he did a spirited 2 minutes of every position he could think of before losing his load. He'll probably write about how many times I "O"d but it was actually more like, almost once.
On the other side, he was sweet and I know he had a great time. I hated to tell him he put his underwear on inside out, but he was in such a hurry to leave and it was a little funny watching him drive out of the parking space he'd backed into. I'd probably repeat if he called again.

LOL!

Best post I've ever read on ECCIE.

I might be one of the lucky ones. I've yet to have a bad experience from any of the ladies I've met on here, but even saying that, I would hate to be reviewed!

Love that!

Funny and somewhat accurate of all of us. Maybe the ladies should review us.

quote---On the other side, he was sweet and I know he had a great time. I hated to tell him he put his underwear on inside outt, but he was in such a hurry to leave and it was a little funny watching him drive out of the parking space he'd backed into.

LOL funny...great post babe!!

{I had a gent accidentally take my panties when he left....somehow they got stuffed into his jeans and so when he put them on they were in there tucked away.......he discovered them when he got home and undressed to take a shower...........thank god his wife was not home yet!...he threw them in the neighbors garbage can that nite! Lol}

You left out the part about the cold washcloth to discourage round 2.

Other than that, aces.