Let's Talk Dirty

How do you feel about dirty talk? Do you demand it in order to get off? Is it just "meh"? Will horrible dirty talk make you leave a bad review? Or do you not care for it?

Personally, I don't like talking dirty. I'm a doer, not a talker. I've had clients that want me to tell them all the "dirty" things I've done, but honestly, I don't like talking about sex. Trust me, I'm no prude, I just rather show you instead of telling you a bedtime story, especially when I'm trying to give you a BJ (who the fuck talks during a BJ??)

Me personally I don't like it if it's forced and she's trying too hard, but if she means it and really into it then I'm on board. If she likes me to talk dirty then I'll be happy to oblige, but only if I'm really in to it. I don't like fake dirty talk cause it comes off like a cheesy ass porno.

I'm not great at dirty talk, so I don't do it. But, I can definitely appreciate a lady who whispers dirty things in my ear during foreplay or during sex.

I can see some sexy talk, but the sounds I like is moaning

Me personally I don't like it if it's forced and she's trying too hard, but if she means it and really into it then I'm on board. If she likes me to talk dirty then I'll be happy to oblige, but only if I'm really in to it. I don't like fake dirty talk cause it comes off like a cheesy ass porno. Originally Posted by Parttimehobbyist

Lol now all I'm thinking about is cheesy pornos

I can see some sexy talk, but the sounds I like is moaning Originally Posted by Rollypolly

Yeah I'd rather moan my way to completion than have a cheesy porno conversation about the size of your penis

Dirty talk has to be one of the most unattractive things I can think of. It's so contrived.

No I don't want to be called daddy...I've got kids you dumb bitch
Stop saying fuck every other god damn word
Quit telling me to fuck you.....the fact that my balls are slapping you should give you the hint
No I'd rather not lick every inch of you, that's a bit much, you know damn well I'm not going to
Please don't tell me how big my dick is....it's literally attached to me, I know exactly how big it is



I mean, just make normal moans and tell me what you want....that will suffice

Dirty talk has to be one of the most unattractive things I can think of. It's so contrived.

No I don't want to be called daddy...I've got kids you dumb bitch
Stop saying fuck every other god damn word
Quit telling me to fuck you.....the fact that my balls are slapping you should give you the hint
No I'd rather not lick every inch of you, that's a bit much, you know damn well I'm not going to
Please don't tell me how big my dick is....it's literally attached to me, I know exactly how big it is



I mean, just make normal moans and tell me what you want....that will suffice Originally Posted by Cryformesky

This is hilarious and perfectly sums up how I feel about dirty talk.

No dude, I’m not going to describe the size and texture of the last dick I fucked. Go watch gay porn

Body language is the best language. I've been on this sexual planet more than a few years and can usually read it. That said, some sounds of encouragement are always welcome. Let me know when I'm hitting your sweet spots. That helps me know where to focus my efforts. At the end you can tell me to fuck or eat that pussy, baby.

Dirty talk no.... Nerdy talk maybe haha

Body language is the best language. I've been on this sexual planet more than a few years and can read it. That said, some sounds of encouragement are always welcome. Let me know when I'm hitting your sweet spots. Anything more is over kill. Originally Posted by watchoutthegameisrigged

I think we've been together enough times for you to know what works with me

Dirty talk no.... Nerdy talk maybe haha Originally Posted by Rollypolly

Pick your poison:

D&D or RPG video games

Want me to roll a d20 before we have sex to see if my BBBJ attack is crit? We can also roll for orgasm

Yes, DR. I do kinda know what works with you, lol! It's kindness, respect and Patron.

Yes, DR. I do kinda know what works with you, lol! It's kindness, respect and Patron. Originally Posted by watchoutthegameisrigged

that's why you're my favorite

LOL, of course I am.