Getting head on an Airplane

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I would rather be arrested for having sex and being a complete dumbass douche bag as many have been.

Reminds me of an amateur porn video I watched of a young couple on a train. She was sucking his dick through the zipper and every so often somebody would walk by. She would cover his dick with his shirt until it was safe to start sucking again.

I give them credit. On most flights these days, it would be almost impossible to get a handjob let alone a BJ!

I would do it, except it would be in the back of a private jet on the way to a getaway, as a way to get things started!

Most airplane lavatories barely fit one heinie, nevermind two!

I would do it, except it would be in the back of a private jet on the way to a getaway, as a way to get things started! Originally Posted by KevinMDOK

If its a private jet, just tell the pilots to keep the flight deck door closed...That way you don't have to limit yourself to the back of the plane...bang ALL OVER that cabin !!!

Contact your local skydivers who have planes with obviously lots of room in the back. Set up charter for several hours of flight time, tell the pilot what's happening. Be sure to ask that he keep it above 5200 for obvious reasons--night time works best as the guys are not skydiving then and with some chem lights, the mood is better.

Best to share the cost between 2-4 guys and their ladies (depends on space in back of course), and bring plenty of blankets and pillows for fun times.

Did this 40 years ago, long before I knew about the hobby, and everyone had a blast. Our pilot had an 8-track tape player for music (yes, it was a long time ago) and there were some drinks and herbals involved by some of the more adventurous players.

Transatlantic flight 30 years ago, from Chicago in evening to land in Europe early the next morning. Met a lady in the bar, we struck up conversation and then juggled our seats to sit next to each other on the far side with an adjoining aisle/window seat combination.

More drinks and dinner on the flight. After dinner with cabin lights dimmed and blankets in place, I received a super HJ from the lady and then provided FIV pop for her. Lady across the aisle who saw that we were married and exchanging a lot of passionate DFK, then asked me if we were newly weds. I smiled and asked her how could she tell?

We arrived the next morning and my lady friend walked off aircraft to meet and hug her husband who was waiting, as I went off to my connecting flight further into Germany. We never exchanged names or numbers, just two lonely ships passing in a very hot, stormy night time encounter.

Over a thousand other flights, 5 million airline miles since then, and that's never happened again.