Escort says she shot client because he was bad at oral sex

Remember, fellow jimmies: Safety isn't just a concern for the hookers. There's more than a few nutjobs out there slinging pussy.

http://nypost.com/2017/11/09/escort-...d-at-oral-sex/

"An escort in Washington state says she shot her client twice in the head — because he was lousy at oral sex, according to reports.

Marissa Wallen, 21, then allegedly stole her john’s wallet and gun, left him for dead and went on a $12,000 spending spree in Skagit County,according to the Herald of Everett, Wash.

The 36-year-old North Everett man’s employer grew concerned when he didn’t log in for his stay-at-home job on the morning of Oct. 24.
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TLDR: Learn to eat pussy WELL!!

I think she shoulda just TOLD him how to do it.lol

Got a kick out of this article. She said he was lousy at giving head and didn't know how to tell him. Seems to me, that is the simple quandry we all seem to fall into. Every woman is different so it shouldn't be hard to understand that most men (especially with a first meeting), have no idea just what you ladies like? We fumble around trying what we think will work or what worked before with another lady. All the while, just hoping to get a little input from the lady (words, movement, breathing, anything). Sometimes we get lucky? Meanwhile, some ladies seem to think all guys should know exactly how you like oral. Of course, no telling what would have happened if the guy asked! Seems this lack of simple communication is the key to all kinds of frustration?
Best time I ever has was when I just laid back and let the lady sit on my face and have her way with me! At least, I didn't get shot! Come to think about it,,,,,we both went for seconds the next day. :-)

Just another reason not to go down on a provider. lol

I think she shoulda just TOLD him how to do it.lol Originally Posted by DallasRain

Maybe this is why we're reading every week in the press about teachers getting arrested.

of course the underlying theme was the guy had her to his house 5 times, had expensive equipment there, bragged about his wealth.

he made a series of bad decisions.. there's plenty to be learned from his tale of woe.

She was on SA and I actually banged her and posted a review, seem fine on my dates but you never know....

Wow that's crazy you banged her. I guess a lot of guys were harassing the son's father on his FB too. Crazy that the client lived after these circumstances.