To cougar... Or not to cougar???

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Ok here's the deal lol. I recently moved to a new job location and met an older woman that apparently likes younger guys. I'm 34, and she says she is 51 but doesn't look it at all. She is in good shape, nice ample breasts, an ass that a 20 yr old would expect, a great attitude, easy to communicate with... I could go on.
Anyways, over the last few days she has gone out of her way to be super thoughtful and sweet to me, gave me her number, texted and hasn't really made it obvious to anyone else at the job that something is going on between us. I've explained to her that I'm still attached and she says she doesn't mind that at all, and that she just wants someone to "play" with and have drink etc.
As a young man, my father use to tell me that "every piece you pass up is a piece you'll never get", and to complicate things I can't honestly say that I'm not attracted to this woman lol.
I'm hoping to get a few laughs, and maybe some good advice from those that read this post. I suspect that if the opportunity arises to "hang out" with this woman, that it's pretty much a done deal lol. After all, I'm still a guy. But I'd like to hear what everyone thinks about this first. Am I getting set up for a less than satisfactory experience? Are women still "good to go" down there at that age? lol. Has anybody already pulled this one off, and what did you learn or think if so? I'm all ears! Have at it guys/gals.
pyramider's Avatar
At 51 she knows what she wants. Go for it. And yes, its safe to go down a 51 year old woman ... be sure to check for dust and cobwebs first.
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At 51 she knows what she wants. Go for it. And yes, its safe to go down a 51 year old woman ... be sure to check for dust and cobwebs first. Originally Posted by pyramider
Excuse me for a moment while I SLAP the dust and cobwebs out of pyramider's head.... WHOMP!

I'm 53, been a successful provider for 6 years, so obviously things "down there" are still "good to go." I've seen plenty of younger men, even in their early twenties. (Although I admit to being more comfy with fellows 35 and up.) They all left happy. The cougar/milf fantasy is alive and well. If a woman retains her enthusiasm for sex through the hormonal challenges of female aging, it's all "good."

"Mature" women are past all the dramatic bulltwinkie, know how to accept and reciprocate pleasure without all the pesky hang-ups of youth. If you and she have chemistry and are both on the same page about the rules of play, don't let age hold you back.

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Why do you want to whomp me up side my head?

These younguns seem to thinck 50 year old women nowadays are old. I have spent some good time with several 50+ women. The cobwebs and dust was merely a joke since he seems to thinck there might be some in the cougars. I have seen more dust in young women than the 40+ women. The cougars know how to take care of their cooters. They also know what gets them off. Its a tainted nirvana.
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Hahaha, nice save pyramider. I'm listening...
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Well if you don't jump on this chance Noob, send me her number and I will take care of it for ya!!!!!
Am I getting set up for a less than satisfactory experience? Are women still "good to go" down there at that age? lol. Has anybody already pulled this one off, and what did you learn or think if so? I'm all ears! Have at it guys/gals.




Older woman = Experienced = satisfaction = "Down There" like an active Volcanos.

Don't worry about other experiences!

Go off track and experience it. Nothing to lose if you have your mind set and boundary to not get an "emotional attach"

However, I'm in my mid 40's I prefer someone closer to my age or older.

I had seen 24 yrs old who are very well gentleman. So, try it!
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Well if you don't jump on this chance Noob, send me her number and I will take care of it for ya!!!!! Originally Posted by SaltyDog71
My initial instinct is to absolutely go for it. She's an incredibly good looking woman for her age, and her personality makes it an even sweeter deal still. I'm more of less just interested in what the general public here has to say about their experiences and such. So far, the vote is unanimous. YES
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Oh, and a special thanks to the women who have taken the time to add their input. I confess to not knowing a lot about mature women and their physiology. I'll definitely take you gals word for it. (-:
Oh, and a special thanks to the women who have taken the time to add their input. I confess to not knowing a lot about mature women and their physiology. I'll definitely take you gals word for it. (-: Originally Posted by The Noob

You're welcome! Mature woman is a stamp of approval! Unless she drop the ball!

Good luck and have fun!
Benjamin Franklin said it quite well a couple of hundred years ago in a letter to a friend who was facing the same issues as the OP:

1745 / Philadelphia

In Praise of Older Women



My dear Friend,
I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility, and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissors. If you get a prudent, healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.
But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice: that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor’d with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreeable.
2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1,000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.
4. Because thro’ more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part. The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever, so that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections, none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.
8thly and Lastly. They are so grateful!!
Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly, being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.
Here's a question to ask yourself:

Would you bang the lady on the right in the photo below?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...59_634x820.jpg

She is 59, (yes, that's FIFTY NINE) years young.

And if you say you wouldn't, you're a lying ass.

The Noob's Avatar
Benjamin Franklin said it quite well a couple of hundred years ago in a letter to a friend who was facing the same issues as the OP:

1745 / Philadelphia

In Praise of Older Women



My dear Friend,
I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility, and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissors. If you get a prudent, healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.
But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice: that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor’d with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreeable.
2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1,000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.
4. Because thro’ more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part. The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever, so that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections, none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.
8thly and Lastly. They are so grateful!!
Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly, being sincerely Your affectionate Friend. Originally Posted by Old Dingus
That's pretty good man. I knew I liked that guy for some reason lol jk jk. Ben is the MAN!
The Noob's Avatar
Here's a question to ask yourself:

Would you bang the lady on the right in the photo below?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...59_634x820.jpg

She is 59, (yes, that's FIFTY NINE) years young.

And if you say you wouldn't, you're a lying ass.

Originally Posted by hotindallas
Krikey... She is a looker. Yes I would!
mwsatx's Avatar
...She is in good shape, nice ample breasts, an ass that a 20 yr old would expect, a great attitude, easy to communicate with... I could go on.
Anyways, over the last few days she has gone out of her way to be super thoughtful and sweet to me, gave me her number, texted and hasn't really made it obvious to anyone else at the job that something is going on between us. I've explained to her that I'm still attached and she says she doesn't mind that at all, and that she just wants someone to "play" with and have drink etc.... Originally Posted by The Noob
What in the HELL are you waiting for?? She's attractive, great attitude, wants to "play" and seems like she can keep it quiet. Women like that are VERY difficult to find!!!