guys it seems we ...done ...beens victorious an have finally beat back the tiresome an ...weak attacks carried outs by a few disgruntled ...cucks tryin ta upsets the peace an harmony of ...our beloved ...jimmie board
...nearly all the senseless an cowardly ...attacks on our devoted jimmie mods has ceased an the guilty ...parties have runs cryin ...home ta their hovel
...even the plucked ...capon aints crowin an hides his shameful ...head in his coop while whisperin cuck ...a doodle doo ta his pillow
...everybody the victory celebration be ...at hand!