"Night Before Elections"

T’was the night before elections,
And all thru' the town,
Tempers were flaring
Emotions ran up and down.

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap,
Had shut off the TV,
tired of political crap.


When all of a sudden,
There arose such a noise,
I peered out my window,
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet,
They wanted my pay
To hand out to others
Who hadn't worked a day!



He snatched up my money,
And quick as a wink,
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink.

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart.
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, on Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause,
And as they flew out of sight,
I heard him laugh at a nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note... IF YOU DON'T WANT SOCIALISM,
GET OUT AND VOTE !!!

That was hilarious Acp! Thx

Yes, when Obama said "Change", he neglected to tell us what changes were in store. This election is very important for those of us who want freedom. Let's put a businessman in the White House and remove the Community Organizer (whatever the hell that is).

I hated to agree with a sooner but

+1

We should crush the Democrats, and do away with their socialist programs. We actually don't even need more than one party, we only need the Republicans, of course. We all know that one-party right-leaning governments always do right by the people.

One nation under God, by golly, unless your God is not the one white southerners like...we are a Christian nation! But to hell with the evil religious regimes in other regions of the world. And for all you godless whore-mongers...away with you, too! Praise Jesus, yes! Praise him even if you aren't really religious, or if you have a different set of values than what Fox News espouses!

I am still waiting, of course, for the lefties to come take my guns, as promised by the Keepers of the Right back in '08. Not sure what happened with that, but I sure paid some inflated prices for ammo before that socialist mongrel took office.

Im EO for funny

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Excellent