Good Morning Everyone...
So, as I am waking up this morning.... feeling happy and frisky...I slowly stretch my petite body... as I try to snuggle... deeper under my blanket... However, as per my habit... I roll over... careful not to expose my body to the cold air... and I pick up my phone... to check for any late night messages... that I might have missed...while I was lost in FANTASY LAND... Imagine my SURPRISE... as I began to read... this lovely bit of prose...from an unknown individual:
"U stupid whore!! When I find out who u r I'm gonna kick ur ass"
NOW.... Believe it or not... I could care less... about being called a "Whore"... although, if I were to threaten someone... I would like to think... that I would have been... a BIT more CREATIVE... in my choice of words... I mean... REALLY... "Whore" is so OVERUSED... Don't you think? Why not use something like "HARLOT"... "STRUMPET"... OR the ever popular "SLUT"... I mean... how can you not ENJOY SAYING the word "SLUT"!?! LOL... It is just one of those words... that feels really GREAT... when you are angry or pissed off... Lol...
Moving on... my next thought... as my sleepy mind... began to wake up was: HOW MUCH should I CHARGE to let her KICK MY ASS? LOL... I mean... that is what I specialize in...SO, as I pondered this for awhile... because, I haven't worked with many couples yet... and you know me...I am not one to DISCRIMINATE!!Lol... However, I do think our date would go a bit BETTER... if she would just take the time.... to put just a LITTLE BIT MORE EFFORT into her VERBAL FOREPLAY... Sigh... BEGINNERS... Must we teach them EVERYTHING?
The sad thing is... isn't it usually WOMEN who complain... that their MEN never take enough time... with foreplay... to get them turned on? Lol... Well, since all of my men... are incredibly GIVING in this area... I can see that i have my work cut out for me!!
Last... but not least... I must confess... that while the other things... didn't bother me in the least... and as you can tell... brought me quite a bit of amusement... I have had to RESTRAIN myself from replying to this woman... about her use of the word "STUPID"...
I am the sweetest woman in the world... until you piss me off... and for those of you... who have known me for awhile.... I am sure that you can attest to the fact... that I have absolute...and complete confidence... in my mental abilities...and while I may have mellowed over the years... Ahhh... the benefits of being 42... Lol...I have been known... to VERBALLY FLAY a person... for daring to venture... into the realm of literacy... and intellect... without taking the time... to make sure... they are properly armed... and prepared...for a battle... that they have absolutely no chance... of ever winning... I do not have the time or inclination... to debate the merits of my intelligence...with someone who sends me this:
"U stupid whore!! When I find out who u r I'm gonna kick ur ass"
Lol... I mean REALLY? This just isn't worth my time...
Anyway, I would like to thank everyone... for letting me vent... I feel SOOO MUCH better now!! Now, that I am done with my little temper tantrum...and yes, I may need to be SPANKED...for that complete loss of control... Sigh... So, many paddles... so, little time...
OBVIOUSLY, one of my men... has had a security breach at home... because, my number is only given out... once I have determined... that the gentlemen in question...and I are a good match... and an appointment has been finalized... So, my desire is not to upset anyone... but rather to let you know... that last last night... at approximately 11:56pm... your phone or computer was compromised... If you have a S.O.... with a telephone number... with these first 6 digits:
210-913-****
Then please contact me... in a manner.. that you deem safe... email, ECCIE, P411, text.... and I will be happy to provide you... with additional information... this is NOT an unlisted number... So, I was able to identify the name and the carrier of the number... However, while I would never...under any circumstances.. use this information... to hurt one of my men... or this very distraught woman... However, I was threatened... and I do believe in doing everything possible... to protect myself... and my family... from people with violent tendencies...
On a more positive note... I would like to say... that I was delighted to DISCOVER... that not even... a nasty threat... received EARLY in the MORNING...could kill my FRISKY nature!!
Your sardonic slave,
Guinevere