Normally I'm a Harley Guy But......
If it goes to trial, the jurors are going to have to look at his cock. They will have to see if the evidence stands up in court!
@Jed!!!!
Actually this reminds me of a story where an man with priapism walks into a pharmacy and asks the woman behind the counter to see the pharmacist. The woman says "I am the pharmacist and my sister who is also pharmacist own this store and we'd like to think anything you can tell a man you can say to us as we are professionals". The gentleman thinks for a moment and says " I have a 24 hour a day erection. What can you give me for it?" The female pharmacist says " a moment please let me consult with my sister". She walks over to her sister and after a few moment of consultation they both come back and say "We've decided we can offer you a half share in the business and both our beds"!