The Prime Directive

Rakhir's Avatar
Ok I admit it. I'm a Star Trek fan or as some would call it Trekki or Trekker. Tomato tomato whatever.

But something was said here in an earlier thread that got me to thinking. (Yes I know thats a dangerous prospect but fucking deal with it bitches) LOL

So if you are a Trek fan you then know what the Prime Directive is. Question is this: How would one define the prime directive as a hobby question?

I get the "No one talks about fight club" argument. But is there a 1,2,3 of unwritten laws that should be laid down for the novice initiate to follow? And how would one write them?

I certainly am no roadmap to success on this but I would welcome the input of others here. As much for the laugh as anything else but in seriousness just what is the code under which we pledge our undying loyalty too and how should that code be presented to the initiates on both sides of the isle?

I welcome the ensuing debate!
Precious_b's Avatar
Do not initiate contact unless she has green skin.
Biggysmalls's Avatar
1) "Mooooogi !!!!!"
2) "This creature has an exoskeleton"
3) "Engage"

OK- seriously, i think the prime directive should read " No provider shall meddle into the private life of a hobbiest, and visa versa"!!
tallgeese's Avatar
" No provider shall meddle into the private life of a hobbiest, and visa versa"!! Originally Posted by Biggysmalls
Well said, couldn't think of anything better myself. Good to see I'm not the only Trekki here.

Live long & prosper my friends.

Or may the force be with you, if you swing that way too.
Rak, I know about the *special handshake,* but do you guys wear special uniforms too?