Wish I knew at 20 what I know now

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So were you ever hard at it with a couple favoritas. The ho's lightly massaging flinde, kissing, playing with each others tits and talking shop while flinde replenishes his sweet nectar for round #3. So, favorita #1 says to favorita #2 "you know, flinde's sweet asshole was the first asshole I fucked with my tongue". "No way!" Exclaimed favorita #2. " Me too!" Its great to be the flinde.
CookieMonstrito's Avatar
Flinde, how/where the fuck did you find these favoritas that were virgins????
flinde's Avatar
They pretty much are milfs who take up fucking for pay over the age of 40. Very openminded demographic
So, favorita #1 says to favorita #2 "you know, flinde's sweet asshole was the first asshole I fucked with my tongue". "No way!" Exclaimed favorita #2. " Me too!" Its great to be the flinde. Originally Posted by flinde
Well, hey, those assholes ain't gonna lick them selves!
Willen's Avatar
Geez, and my first thought on reading the title of this thread was, 'I wish I'd known buy Apple and Amazon on the ground floor.'

That probably explains why flinde seems to have way more fun than I do.
flinde's Avatar
Geez, and my first thought on reading the title of this thread was, 'I wish I'd known buy Apple and Amazon on the ground floor.'

That probably explains why flinde seems to have way more fun than I do. Originally Posted by Willen
Also explains why I actually need my Social Security check ha ha
Dr Grey's Avatar
At 20? Trust me. No you don't lol. Kind of wishing I didn't. I've been corrupted. See what happens by the time I'm 50.
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Geez, and my first thought on reading the title of this thread was, 'I wish I'd known buy Apple and Amazon on the ground floor.' Originally Posted by Willen
Yeah no shit...or Starbucks
Guest010619's Avatar
At 20 I wanted to buy 1K of shares of Chrysler. But my broker was EFnHutton, and EFHutton said...
“Buy Mattel instead.”
Which is why you never heard of either.
I got my first ass likin at 19 from the chick named "Ros".. a born again Christian gone wrong. I could take you to that same apt still today. The bitch was, we got busted on the couch right after round 1 by her sister coming home!! Then as her sister is leaving & she says "how 'bout a 3 some"....If I ONLY knew what I know now!!!!
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Flinde, I think the only reason they licked your ass was to get the bad taste of your dick out of their mouth.lol