delete and close my account.

I need my account to vanish. Please would a mod kill my membership. Thanks.

You need to PM a mod or email the administrators and specify why you want your account disabled.

PM received. Will be handled. But FYI for all. We can Disable or Guest an account but nothing goes away. All reviews, posts, and history are here forever. Everyone clicked they agree to the TOS when they joined.

But but I was blinded by pussy, you expected me to read the fine print?

No. I expect you to keep to your old SOP and use your other handles.