bio and convo?? what to say??

may be a stupid ?? or not, but what am i supposed to be writing! yes, yes, something to entice, but what else really? and get into a convo! usually the first cpl ?? are so, what kinda work do you do? where are you from? do you live in this city?
should i make up some sweet lil story about growing up on a farm in such n such a place and went fishin down at the ol waterin hole?? and memerize it and repeat it like a robot or is this something Ad-libed? i mean i worked with this one girl and she spewed lies like no other! but u cant possibly stay on top of lies, eventually you get caught or worse mistaken someone for another and they think your literally crazy! so, here it is! any good suggestions????? pleeeezz!!!
also, i find it difficult to imagine i am from somewhere else, i am happy to be where im from and oh, btw, yeah i grew up in this place such and such and spent my tuesday nights reading to kids at such and such library, but wait so did u!!!?? who could imagine, "i dont remeber anybody else reading to the children!" uh oh!

Just be yourself. There is no need to lie about yourself, but you may want to censor any specifics in your details because of personal security. Treat the conversation like a first date with all specific details edited out.

what he said

U do fine when i see ya babe.... Hope to see ya soo