Elton John, and his partner, David Furnish wanted a baby. They had their sperm
mixed together and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.
When the baby was born,Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen
babies were lying in their small beds, eleven of them crying and screaming. In the corner one baby was lying serenely.
A nurse came over to both men and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies, and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!"
The nurse said, "Well, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out of his ass."