I bought a slab of ribs tonight, had a great supper and had about a half rack left. I just went in the kitchen, grabbed another rib for a snack, got one bite and dropped the damn thing with most of the meat still on there. Before I could snatch it up and envoke the 5 second rule, my dog grabbed it and took off. Bastard.
Now, I am so ashamed of myself for wasting a rib. Will someone please offer me a nice set of boobs for me to rehab on? Please??