Four religious truths

During these serious and trying times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:

1.** *Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2.** *Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.

3.** *Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

4.*** *Baptists and Mormons do not recognize each other at*
*******Hooters or at the Liquor Store.*

During these serious and trying times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:

1.** *Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2.** *Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.

3.** *Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

4.*** *Baptists and Mormons do not recognize each other at*
*******Hooters or at the Liquor Store.* Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

Not quite true. Baptists do recognize each other at Hooters. There's a special Baptist gang sign we all flash to one another. Besides, most Hooters franchises are owned by Baptists

Baptists don't believe in premarital sex. They're afraid it might lead to dancing.

Baptists don't believe in premarital sex. They're afraid it might lead to dancing. Originally Posted by joe bloe

ask big tex about his days at Falls Creek OK
ie more cherry are lost at Baptist Summer Camp

I used to get more pussy at church than at night clubs.
Baptist preacher's daughter, damn that was some good stuff.