Need ideas on a name...

Last year for Halloween, I went to my local bar’s costume contest as a pimp. This year, I figured I’d turn the tables and go as a street walker. Sorta. Transgender type. (No disrespect intended to either side of the street.) But, I need a catchy name. Something feminine and alluring, that also might hint at my extra equipment. So, let me hear your ideas. The more humorous, the better.

Lydia Longfellow

Ted Bunny. I don't know.

Bonus points for singular ball status.

Strawberry SHORTcake

Champagne Johnson, kimmy Kreme.. glitter balls? Lol idk.

Robin Swallows

Olive 1Pac

Lopsided Lucy

Ricki Solobal or Sansabal

Lopsided Lucy Originally Posted by mitch p

I love this one..

Champagne Johnson, kimmy Kreme.. glitter balls? Lol idk. Originally Posted by LeahAllurah

glitter balls.... heh. good one.

Mrs Doubtfire

,,,, demand your own bathroom!

Femmely B'Dong