My wife said she wants the body of a stripper

But then she totally fucking freaked when I brought her one
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Kinda like she can't cut you off if she doesn't know where you are getting it from
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My wife said she wanted me to fuck her brains out...I said, someone beat me to it!!!
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ROFLMAO slingblade
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Funny shit...m
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bahhhhhaaaa lol I'm dead!
But then she totally fucking freaked when I brought her one Originally Posted by sleepyweasel
. . . and THAT'S when the fight started!!!