How bad is the economy??

The Recession hits everybody in the US ........

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Very funny.

I always have money

I made $85,000 this year being retired. I love Trump's economy

I made $85,000 this year being retired. I love Trump's economy Originally Posted by Erietim

Typicall trump supporter...too dumb to realize the Bernie Madoff reference and realize this is something from over 10yrs ago. Just couldnt wait to announce how much money you made. Congrats on your 80k you fuckin pea brain

Did I tell you that that is a Retirement income? Plus I am only 48yrs old full medical with no copays! So who is the pea brain?

Typicall trump supporter...too dumb to realize the Bernie Madoff reference and realize this is something from over 10yrs ago. Just couldnt wait to announce how much money you made. Congrats on your 80k you fuckin pea brain Originally Posted by Premo12

Agent orange -Trump has taken this country down cut off our allies O’bama is truly missed but Biden is like the great O’bama&will get the country back right hopefully trump is impeached by then if not he will be voted out & his racial views too,North North

I made $85,000 this year being retired. I love Trump's economy Originally Posted by Erietim

i was always told if a person has to mention the money they make it’s the exact opposite,north north Biden Obama 4life joe will carry on Barack views&policys if agent orange is elected again with help from Putin ,it’s gonna be a world war 3

Or how many "so called" how's they have!

Hoe's

Hoe's Originally Posted by Erietim

Apparently you are illiterate also. Even when you correct your first mistake you spell it wrong. . Fuckin genius that retired at 48 but cant write a proper sentence. Definitely a trumptard

North North

North North Originally Posted by BKFrenchToast

Have wrote it better lol,North North for life it’s a lifestyle my cool allies & we all know who all of u are I got more supporters than haters no doubt but good holidays even with the farces