Why is it so hard

to get laid around here? Anybody else ever have this problem? I have literally been sitting here all day, jumping from site to site trying to line up a date. I know I'm new and have no references, so that's strike one, but damn, so frustrating to sit around with a pocket full of cash and can't find anyone to spend it on. Fuck it, maybe I'll just jack off to porn hub and buy new toys for my car. Rant over.
JONBALLS's Avatar
send some cock pics

show em the goods
you may just end up on porn hub


drives these gals NUTS!
Already sent like 6 of them. Maybe more??
JONBALLS's Avatar
I stop when the battery runs out
Damn, I wouldn't be able to keep it up that long. Maybe that's the problem?!
Guest072118's Avatar
Car parts can be as good as sex so just jerk it and buy the parts.
Sorry Maxwell. It can be really frustrating when that happens. That is when I tend to make decisions I later regret. Resist the temptation to take a flyer!
pyramider's Avatar
to get laid around here? Anybody else ever have this problem? I have literally been sitting here all day, jumping from site to site trying to line up a date. I know I'm new and have no references, so that's strike one, but damn, so frustrating to sit around with a pocket full of cash and can't find anyone to spend it on. Fuck it, maybe I'll just jack off to porn hub and buy new toys for my car. Rant over. Originally Posted by Maxwell1970

Could be you have no idea what you are doing. Or maybe you need to evaluate your Search criteria. Maybe its time to find a new hobby.
Plastic Man's Avatar
Could be you have no idea what you are doing. Or maybe you need to evaluate your Search criteria. Originally Posted by pyramider
er maybe evaluates ...his life
bustybabygirl's Avatar
Most reputable girls require some form of screening. A lot will accept employment verification in lieu of a reference.
Gotyour6's Avatar
Anyone that gives real world info to a hooker is a fucking fool.
Could be you have no idea what you are doing. Or maybe you need to evaluate your Search criteria. Maybe its time to find a new hobby. Originally Posted by pyramider


Thank you. That was helpful.
Anyone that gives real world info to a hooker is a fucking fool. Originally Posted by Gotyour6
Agreed. Give my employment info, I thinks not!
Not that anyone cares, but things did work out. Thankfully there are a few decent individuals on here that actually use this site to get laid rather than engage in pointless arguments. Thanks for the referral!
offshoredrilling's Avatar
so it to late ta run ?
And how was Rosie ?