Are Leprechauns Irish Midgets?

The 31st will be upon us before we know it. I need to know are Leprechauns considered Midgets? If so, I'm in search of a Female Midget for St. Pat's...

1. Gotta be able to hold her liquor (Irish right?)
2. Has to be a freak
3. Must be into Fems and other Female Midgets
4. Skilled in the art of BDSM
5. Cannot be jealous of other Female Midgets, Irish in particular
6. Must NOT have an NBA, NNA, NOBA or previous said clause
7. Must love DATY/DATO/Fem-FemDATY/DATO/DeeeeepDeepDeepFK/BBBJ and DT with Midget Slober
8. Loves to hang upside down (don't ask)
9. Can be muscular (hard not to be as a Midget) but must have Female Curves and Softness
10. Loves Wrestling

I thinck that covers it all. Anyone who meets this or knows someone who does, please put HER in the KNOW! Seriously,

Happy St. Patrick's Day,
mijo

I think an irish midget is only a leprechaun if they have access to a pot of gold. I dont know if there are female leprechauni

Ill be on the look out for you...

And please...if you review a midget dressed like a leprechaun, please oh please god take lots of pics.

Fascial hair ok?

She may call you???
BTW Is false teeth ok?

Does price matter?

Pre OP or Post OP ???

She may call you???
BTW Is false teeth ok?
Originally Posted by cumalot

Cumalot, just need one more now to complete my BUCKET LIST

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?p=10...post1052527711

Oh, and instead of cabbage, we're having Brussel Sprouts with Beer! to celebrate this Irish Holiday, Cheers Mates!

Cumalot, if she doesn't have teeth, she must be very skilled in the art of Fellatio. Gums hurt worse than teeth. Don't ask me how I know...