Tickle me!!

How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

Well it made me laugh after 4 beers!!!
me too
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I can't remember who said this.

"Instead of getting married, I'll find a woman I don't like and buy her a house."
Q: What did the Banana say to the Vibrator?

A: What are you shaking for? She's going to eat me!