FPD: Sir, i noticed you just left the bar, have you been drinking?
ME: Yup, and I gotta pee real bad.
FPD: Sir can you step off the bike please?
ME: Yup, yup..
FPD: Sir will you do a breathilizer test for me?
ME: Woohoo!! I get to do a blowy thingy!!
(3 more patrol cars show up by this time)
ME: (blowing and blowing) .000, sweet tea fuckers.. hahaha
FPD: have a nice night sir..
Your tax dollars hard at work..
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