sup fellas, what do you want in an ad?

I see lots of different ads of providers
what kind is the best, the makes you grab crotch with one hand and contact the provider with the other?

I like a full bodyshot, of a female(doesnt have to show her face) showing off her body
-a list of everything she'll do or what she won't do
-price 15mins to overnight
-measurements(height.weight/bra size,hair color/length)
-piercings
-what makes her happy(not gifts, etc, but in a client she sees, showered, smells nice(with that smell? bread?) stuff that will get her in the mood, more so than a penis that ejaculates money


What I don't like
-provider showing her ass as if that is the one thing that will make or break my choice
-no price
-request for references(I have to depend on someone else to vouch for me? There is no middle ground to meet or be verified without a different provider saying, "yeah, he's ok"
-pics with bad lighting
-

That us a good list, but I can get what makes her happy off her pfofile. It's easier for me to say the 'includes' vs the laundry list of 'no's.' I want to know as best I can if the key body parts are attractive to me and your limits. So that means if you're not in good shape, overweight, Amazon, restrictive, expensive, hiding physical attributes by pictures and descriptions then that's a 'no-no' for me. I want to know up front. The 'men are visual' thing is the deal. You may as well be up front because if it isn't attractive to me things won't work, it's a breach of trust and I'm not afraid to walk. The good ones realize such things. The belly hiding photos are usually a dead giveaway red flag, so I recommend you not do it. Being accurate won't hurt business if the premise of someone for everyone is true. And good lingerie never hurts if it isn't a ruse.

I also like it when the age and weight matches within 10 years and 10 pounds of the pictures posted.

I also like it when the age and weight matches within 10 years and 10 pounds of the pictures posted. Originally Posted by Nero Wolfe

Isn't that the truth, you see these ads in which every pic of her looks different, so I'm thinking okay, which one is actually YOU in 2014 ? I might add, the problem is even worse on the dating sites.

Isn't that the truth, you see these ads in which every pic of her looks different, so I'm thinking okay, which one is actually YOU in 2014 ? I might add, the problem is even worse on the dating sites. Originally Posted by Dondo7

yes
fat girl angle shot
a photo of a tubby girl which makes them appear not tubby by the use of a flattering angle.
1: dude, check out this hottie i'm meeting up with later, i'm gonna bang her silly
2: bro, that's a fat girl angle shot, guaranteed this fattie is 180+
1: whatever bro, see you later
later....
1: what has been seen cannot be unseen
by JinJinJinJinJin March 18, 2011

That us a good list, but I can get what makes her happy off her pfofile. It's easier for me to say the 'includes' vs the laundry list of 'no's.' I want to know as best I can if the key body parts are attractive to me and your limits. So that means if you're not in good shape, overweight, Amazon, restrictive, expensive, hiding physical attributes by pictures and descriptions then that's a 'no-no' for me. I want to know up front. The 'men are visual' thing is the deal. You may as well be up front because if it isn't attractive to me things won't work, it's a breach of trust and I'm not afraid to walk. The good ones realize such things. The belly hiding photos are usually a dead giveaway red flag, so I recommend you not do it. Being accurate won't hurt business if the premise of someone for everyone is true. And good lingerie never hurts if it isn't a ruse. Originally Posted by bartipero

right
men don't need or want a profile with 10+ words
we want pictures, the best example I know is Kimmy Delight
that girl is freakin in shape......and her profile isnt full of useless BS info
experience comes with age,

Good thread,

I want to have a quick list of attribute points for quick clear reading

• Physical attributes, hair & eye color, length, etc.
• Measurements
• Height and build
• Mission statement or declarative of general attitude
• A quick donation breakdown like 100Q/150HH/200FH
• Special services like 2 girl or Greek
• Location (this is important to me, I don't have time to be driving all over the city)
• Whether they are text friendly/PM friendly or not. I prefer text.

JUST A STRAIGHT PHONE NUMBER! No spelling out numbers or weird characters. It makes contacting so much easier.

I'd like to see more girls refer to being a reviewer on this site instead of asking for references. On the other hand, I've NEVER had a problem with references other than it takes time.

As for pics, I like good lighting. I know girls are going to cover mommy tummy and things. Good pics can communicate services too without saying anything.

We should include exemplars of good ads and what not to do.

Camille Good one, communicates quickly and clearly. Great pictures.

MacKenzie Although she doesn't mention being somewhat crazy in the ad, it's very good. Communicates clearly. Her pics are OK, but don't give a full sense of what she looks like. No matter how you feel about her, her ad works well.

Bailey the Pistol The picture queen, she doesn't need a pro photorapher. Limited text may be better than long text, but I'd still like more info in her list.

On the other hand. . .
Alicia and Jessi What a mess. Is this for two girls? Oh, yes, it is. Which one is which again? Uses a list until it gets to the information that would be useful in a list. A little work and this might be OK. Pics need names in them.

Jennifer Good For someone that's been around this long, you would think she would consider her ad more carefully. Good info, needs to be in a list. Terrible pictures, she looks like she hates me before I even call (which I'm not going to do.)

Good thread,

I want to have a quick list of attribute points for quick clear reading

• Physical attributes, hair & eye color, length, etc.
• Measurements
• Height and build
• Mission statement or declarative of general attitude
• A quick donation breakdown like 100Q/150HH/200FH
• Special services like 2 girl or Greek
• Location (this is important to me, I don't have time to be driving all over the city)+++2
• Whether they are text friendly/PM friendly or not. I prefer text.

JUST A STRAIGHT PHONE NUMBER! No spelling out numbers or weird characters. It makes contacting so much easier.
OH GOSH< YES!
I'd like to see more girls refer to being a reviewer on this site instead of asking for references. On the other hand, I've NEVER had a problem with references other than it takes time. yes, where is she reviewed at?

As for pics, I like good lighting. I know girls are going to cover mommy tummy and things. Good pics can communicate services too without saying anything.

We should include exemplars of good ads and what not to do.

Camille Good one, communicates quickly and clearly. Great pictures.
Is this girl in KC?
is she on eccie? damn, she's one I'd go see
.) Originally Posted by Petruchio

great reply, I bolded my remarks

It is an excellent idea to give a bullet point list of our menu do's and don'ts to make LE's job just that much easier.

We get 500 characters on BP. Short and sweet is the rule.

It is an excellent idea to give a bullet point list of our menu do's and don'ts to make LE's job just that much easier.. Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

LEs are on a page for escorts, you advertise, you list a number to contact you.
how hard is it for LE to reach you?

oh, you want 100 roses?
guess you arent an escort after all otherwise you have said $100, *whew close one*

We get 500 characters on BP. Short and sweet is the rule. Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

500 words is a TON of words, about 480 more than a guy wants to read to get his rocks off..

LEs are on a page for escorts, you advertise, you list a number to contact you.
how hard is it for LE to reach you?

oh, you want 100 roses?
guess you arent an escort after all otherwise you have said $100, *whew close one*


500 words is a TON of words, about 480 more than a guy wants to read to get his rocks off.. Originally Posted by bigcockpussylicker

I don't do the silly "roses" thing. That doesn't mean that I"m going to do LE a solid either and write their arrest report for them. Due diligence. Reviews. They work.

I didn't say 500 WORDS. I said characters. This short reply is over half of what is allowed in a BP ad already. Doesn't allow much room for garrulity. Pith is the order of the day.

It is an excellent idea to give a bullet point list of our menu do's and don'ts to make LE's job just that much easier.

We get 500 characters on BP. Short and sweet is the rule. Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

bigcockpussylicker please remember this is a board that allows users to share. Stacy was sharing an opinion based on her experience and she has had a lot of that. Civil will get us farther and fairer responses for all involved. Hope that makes sense to you? The reasons she expressed are accurate based on experiences over the years. Again, consider her thoughts and reasons in a reasonable fashion? Ok to disagree but calm and gentle is just as good I think? Where ever it is posted, it can be used since a flower has value....infact most flowers are worth $3 to $9 each....and RED is rarely wrong.....

I'm not suggesting menu dos and don't, good call Sins.

I like the idea of saying where reviews are. TER numbers handle some of that, but seem rarely used.

Some examples of pics being used to suggest services, which seems pretty safe. I don't know if these girls actually do provide these services, but it seems implied.

Clearly offers BJ


Feet shots for foot pervs, er, I mean fetishs

Cowgirl
or

K9

COF


COB


Russian


Just to name a few. I'm surprised girls don't take more advantage of this, it's utterly wordless but communicates so much.

In ads you like you find on BP I want to know the price and location first. I can search based on that. I'll look at the lady and her services. It is a waste of my time to see an absolute knock out who is priced way out of my price range.

As for a photo; I don't need to see a ob.gyn shot of her vagina. I like to see something that shows off a bit her personality (yes, I like a woman with a big personality) and an honest photo of her body.

Every ad needs to be in this format

-Pictures (Up to date)
-Price
-In or Out
-Location
-Contact
-BBBJCIM (Yes or No)

Nothing much else is required