A man's blonde girlfriend called him up, upset and trying not to panic:
"Sweetie, can you please come help me? I bought a puzzle at the store today, brought it home, and took all the pieces out of the box so I could put it together. But I can't seem to get even two pieces to fit together. All the pieces are the same color, and nothing fits. The picture on the box is a rooster., but I can't seem to make anything work!!! Please come help!"
"Okay, I'll be right over" he said.
So he drove to her house, and when he came in, there were all the pieces laid out on the table, with the box sitting beside them, clearly showing the image of a rooster on the front.
"See, sweetie? This is a HARD puzzle! Can you at least get me started?" she said.
He looked at the box, looked at the pieces, and said "Baby, please keep calm, and let's put the corn flakes back in the box..."