Love Sounds.

Rock or Rap, Country or Soul, what's your favorite tune to make the beast with two backs with?
Here's a start:
Cowgirl : William Tell Overture
DATY: Hips Dont Lie. Shakira
Simultaneous Orgasm: Good Timing ,The Beachboys
Missionary: The Hallelujah Chorus.

Okay you get the idea!

Fellatio: anything by The Loving Spoonful.
(the average volume of the male ejaculate is 5ml, one teaspoon. Coincidence? I think not

Fellatio: anything by The Loving Spoonful.
(the average volume of the male ejaculate is 5ml, one teaspoon. Coincidence? I think not Originally Posted by Lookin4

Per Wikipedia:

The band's name was inspired by some lines in a song of Mississippi John Hurt called the "Coffee Blues." John Sebastian credits Fritz Richmond for suggesting the name.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loving_Spoonful#Name

Of course, the lyrics to "Coffee Blues" are on the web:

(spoken: This is the "Coffee Blues"
I likes a certain brand
- Maxwell's House - it's good till the last drop,
just like it says on the can. I used to have a girl
cookin' a good Maxwell House. She moved away.
Some said to
Memphis
and some said to Leland,
but I found her. I wanted her to cook me some
good Maxwell's House. You understand,
if I can get me just a spoonful of Maxwell's House,
do me much good as two or three cups this other coffee)
I've got to go to Memphis, bring her back to
Leland
I wanna see my baby 'bout a lovin'
spoonful, my lovin' spoonful
Well, I'm just got to have my lovin'
(spoken: I found her)
Good mornin', baby, how you do this mornin'?
Well, please, ma'am, just a lovin' spoon,
just a lovin' spoonful
I declare, I got to have my lovin' spoonful
My baby packed her suitcase and she went away
I couldn't let her stay for my lovin',
my lovin' spoonful
Well, I'm just got to have my lovin'
Good mornin', baby, how you do this mornin'?
Well, please, ma'am, just a lovin' spoon,
just a lovin' spoonful
I declare, I got to have my lovin' spoonful
Well, the preacher in the pulpit, jumpin' up and down
He laid his bible down for his lovin'
(spoken: Ain't Maxwell House all right?)
Well, I'm just got to have my lovin'

http://www.harptab.com/lyrics/ly4523.shtml

Cheers,

bcg (flexing his pedant muscles this morning)

That is all. Back to your usual drivel.



Cheers,

bcg

(ETA: I meant this to be a separate thread starter. Unfortunately, the caffeine doesn't work like it did when I was young, and my mouse zigged when it should have zagged. Apologies for the threadjack.)

That is all. Back to your usual drivel.



Cheers,

bcg

(ETA: I meant this to be a separate thread starter. Unfortunately, the caffeine doesn't work like it did when I was young, and my mouse zigged when it should have zagged. Apologies for the threadjack.) Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

That was the best on topic threadjack I ever saw. Well done, now I have a new piece of trivia I can pretend I found all by myself. I owe you one venerable sage.

Feel Like Making Love- Bad Company
Lets Get It Up- ACDC
Stranglehold- Ted Nugent
Whole Lotta Love- Led Zeppelin
Sweet Emotion- Aerosmith
The Zoo- Scorpions
American Woman- Lenny Kravitz version
Slow & Easy- Whitesnake
What Love Can Be- Kingdom Come
Shes So Cold or Emotional Rescue- Rolling Stones
Lovin Touchin Squeezin- Journey
Billy Squier- The Stroke
Weve Got Tonight- Bob Seger
Feels Like The First TIme- Foreigner

Exile- I Want To Kiss You All Over
Do Ya Think Im Sexy- Rod Stewart

Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing- Chris Isaak

Glorybox- Portishead
I Like It- Moby
#1 Crush- Garbage
I Feel You- Depeche Mode
I Want Your Sex- George Michael

I'm A Slave 4 U- Britney Spears
Oh- Ciara
Bootylicious- Destinys Child
Creep- TLC
More Than A Woman- Aaliyah
Whats It Gonna Be- Busta Rhymes & Janet Jackson
She Wants To Move- NERD
Addictive- Truth Hurts
AllNite- Janet Jackson
Nasty Girl- Vanity 6

Never as good as the first time - Sade Enough said !
The Thrill is gone - BB King after 3rd orgasm
Now that we found Love - Heavy D - Falling in love with a provider
We belong Together - Mariah Carey - Mutual Orgasm
Careless Whispers - WHam - Just don't fall in love with a provider
Fresh - Kool and the Gang - Seeing a dressed out provider for the first time
Boom Boom - Eric Clapton - Ahem, enough said.

There's no song that can describe how much she fucks you over.

I'd say as close as it comes to song would be:
High Maintenance WOmen by James Armstrong
.
Of course there are High Maintenance Women who are not providers but I stay away from them like the plague.

There's no song that can describe how much she fucks you over. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

Not even Devil Woman?

Best song to cheat on your husband by:
Lyin' Eyes by the Eagles.

I Beg Your Pardon, I Never Promised You a Rose Garden,
choose your own activity.

Love Walks In -- Van Halen (When that gorgeous beauty enters the room); or ...

Sexy Bitch -- David Guetta (just depending upon my mood)

Into the Mystic -- Van Morrison (when you are embraced in that LFK with that beautiful woman); or Soul Meets Body (Death Cab For Cutie)

Paradise By The Dashboard Lights -- Meatloaf (when things are starting to get heavy)

Buttons -- Pussycat Dolls (when that sexy woman is dropping her clothes to the floor)

Dirty -- Christina Aguilera (when she is walking toward the bed)

Fuck You Like An Animal -- Nine Inch Nails (that first nude embrace)

Sex On Fire -- Kings of Leon (DATY)

That's Not My Name -- The Ting Tings (When screams in delight someone elses name, sorry had to throw that in for humor, has happened to me)

That's The Way (I Like It) -- KC And The Sunshine Band (BJ)

Atomic Dog -- George Clinton (When things end up in my favorite position)

Smack That -- Akon (See Above )

The Chemicals Between Us -- Bush (MISH)

Going the Distance -- Cake (When reaching the end)

Eruption -- Van Halen (Obvious reasons )

Just Live Heaven -- The Cure (Cuddling afterwards)

One More Time -- Daft Punk (Once Just Isn't Enough)

Of course for those times when the hobby funds aren't there:
Beat It -- Michael Jackson
The Stroke -- Billy Squier
Strokin' -- Clarence Carter

Are those just available in CD or can you play them on a pornograph?

Are those just available in CD or can you play them on a pornograph? Originally Posted by Lookin4

I believe those available in only 8-Track and Cassette. Maybe some 45s but not many!