Content in provider ads

This post got me thinking,

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?p=10...post1058807141

Not specifically of the "alert", but of the "independent" part all the other things ladies say to gain clients. Any man who has hobbied for a while can tell you we have all heard the following:

I'm independent
I'm not a clock watcher
I'm GFE
I have the tightest Pussy ( my personal fav. Gives me a laugh lol)
I have the wettest pussy
I have the hottest pussy
I had the best mouth
I can DT
I have the tightest ass
Etc.....


In my experience, 80% of these claims are false. But yet I see these ads all the time. The majority on bp ads. Most of the ads are targeting for new clients I assume and don't get repeat comstomers.? I guess there isn't much else to put in ads other than I can make you cum. That's just boring I guess lol.

So what new content would make a man want to jump in other than the same things we see all the time?

Don't forget this..

"It's me or it's free!"

As people we always like to think we are the best at whay we do,right? So if we sell pussy..the tightest,wettest..etc etc is the best. And as providers we know you dnt like managed providers,so we let you know we are not. I have to say the one thing i find funniest is "not a clockwatcher" yet our rates are 15min..30min..60min etc....anyway I must say as a bp provider for 10+yrs and a eccie provider 5+ years and on aspd prior if you check the sensational ad "taglines" here and on bp they are not that dissimilar. Everyone downs bp,but honestly eccie has definitely fell lower than normal as of late. Providers and hobbyist alike..just my .o2

So what new content would make a man want to jump in other than the same things we see all the time? Originally Posted by Peter Gozinya

"And when you're done fucking me for as long as you want, I turn into a pizza and a six-pack!"

So what new content would make a man want to jump in...? Originally Posted by Peter Gozinya

A QV or half hour for 60-bucks gets my attention every time.

Golly, some of us companions actually take the time to write inventive and well-thought out advert and website copy. From that list, the only thing I've done is make note of the fact that I'm GFE. Though my reviews also clearly convey that fact. Besides that, I don't have the time or interest in comparing my wetness or tightness to any other ho. My aim is to be the best me I can be and strive to continuously refine my skills.

I think my reviews tell of my skills.

I've been told that my oral skills are legendary, but I don't post that I'm the best at them. What one person feels is best to them may not be what someone else wants. Some have said that I can DT, but I have my limits.
I will admit that since I'm a squirter, I can be one of the wettest. But squirting depends on the stimulation from the guy. It is something that I have no control over. But I've been known to try and drown some guys during DATY.

This is a hoot from her ad: I'm unlike the others, that's why they HATE ME

This is a hoot from her ad: I'm unlike the others, that's why they HATE ME Originally Posted by Precious_b

Who's ad

I used to boast hat I had the "biggest pussy lips" on Eccie...till I saw Sandra Dee's & SeekingP"s....lol

Who's ad Originally Posted by CashmereLove

The OP


Teasing you. I think this is the person.

I've been with a couple of tru non clock watchers. That doesn't mean that they don't instinctively know when 2 hours is up. But if you book for the longer periods, maybe she doesn't feel as pressured to book multiples.

I'd be happy to see ads spelled out using actual letters instead of those damn symbols/emojis.

Location is very helpful. Med center, airport, downtown, etc. I don't know how many times I have contacted a provider asking about her location among other things and the reply doesn't address the location. I won't head to the med center or downtown in the afternoon do to traffic concerns coming home.

I second Budman's motion, please indicate Incall location (Medical Center, Airport, Quarry, Downtown, NE, Seaworld, etc.) as that is a big factor for me.