Modtards Come, Modtards Go, Fucktards Come, Fucktards Go, Hooktards Come, Hooktards Go. Silly Pimptards who create Multiple Handles Come, Go, Come, Go, Come, Go, but don't die.
Wanna know what ole Von wants to do?
I think we should have all them illegals build us a wall between Austin and San Antonio like them fellers did in China a few years back to keep out those Mongoloids.
Then, we have some glory holes drilled so when internet trolls look thru them we can poke em in the eye with a sharp stick. Lord knows ole TS Vonnie's wiener ain't long enough to go thru a glory hole.
After that Fly The Big Blue Weenie Blimp over the wall to keep guard and if anyone tries to climb over we release our secret weapon, Bonn11 wearing "RockerRick Lives" Thermal Underwear to split the asspipes of all who try to cross.
I wanna pay Hooktards with H&S Green Stamps
I want to present TS SL with the Golden Troll Doll of the year Award
And have TS SL and all the San Antonio Social Goers Dress in Drag to one of CK's socials
That's just a start.
But lastly, for people to stop acting like the sky is falling when every chicken little posts a thread sending everyone into a tizzy..